I’m going to go for more points per death, rather than the popular less points for obvious deaths.
I didn’t look up all the last names. Just typing the group name into google has already soiled my googling record enough. So, here we go:
NSYNC’s members:
JC
Justin
Joey
Chris
Lance
Backstreet Boys:
AJ
Nick
Brian
Kevin
Howie
11., 12., and 13. are the Hanson brothers.
If any of these people are under 16 or (hopefully) already dead, my substitutes are the members of 98 degrees, in alphabetical order by middle name, whatever that may be.
Ronald Reagan (b. 1911) (actually I think Nancy’s going to follow him soon after, but she’s not on my list)
Olivia de Havilland (b. 1916)
Kirk Douglas (b. 1916)
John Paul Stevens (b. 1920)
Stanley Donen (b. 1924)
Johnny Carson (b. 1925)
Harlan Ellison (b. 1934)
Dudley Moore (b. 1935)
Richard Pryor (b. 1940)
Muhammad Ali (b. 1942)
Strom Thurmond: too obvious; not enough points
Paul Newman, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Jack Palance: all getting up there, but they’re tough and in good health (far as I know); I’m betting they’ll make it another year. I even considered Jack Nicholson as a wild card…nah. Marlon Brando? Mmmmaybe, but we’ll give him a pass this year. I had James Garner and Fidel Castro, but had to cut somewhere.
Dick Cheney is surrounded by Secret Service guys and gets the best possible medical care. I’m taking a chance here.
Michael J. Fox is gonna hang in there.
This is gruesome. I’m thinking how excited I’m going to be if one of mine, uh, makes it. Sheesh.
Glad to see you’re enthusiastic, iampunha, but thirteen’s the limit. Maybe you could donate a few of your picks to Bosda; he came up short.
People have asked what they get for winning this contest. Some people have suggested monetary prizes. Those people are welcome to send their money to the winner if they so wish.
However, I do agree that those of us who won’t be winning the big prize need something to comfort us during our cold and lonely nights. So, in keeping with other suggestions, I’ve added some extra awards. They may not be “Best Picture” but “Best Sound Effects in a Foreign Language Animated Feature” is better than nothing. So this year, we’ll be giving out the following additonal awards:
The “Quantity not Quality” Award - for the person who picks the most dead celebrities regardless of their actual point value.
The “Inside Track with the Grim Reaper” Award - for anyone who picks a dead celebrity that no other player picked.
The “Opening Kickoff” Award - for whoever picks the first celebrity to die in 2002.
The “Final Hours” Award - for whoever picks the last celebrity to die in 2002.
And four very special awards to be chosen by an open vote on this thread. Anyone can nominate another player and everyone can vote on who will receive these awards.
The “Make a Wish” Award - for whoever’s picks most reflect the apparent hope that those celebrities die.
The “Dead or Canadian” Award - for whoever’s picks surprise the most people by the fact they’re still alive in the first place.
The “World Famous in Poland” Award - for whoever’s picks are the most obscure.
The “That’s Not Funny, That’s Sick” Award - for whoever’s picks are in the poorest taste.
1 - 6. The entire cast of Friends. I find everyone of them too damn annoying, and hope at least one dies. This is tied in with rule #6 above. I wouldn’t mind offing them myself.
7 - 8.George Bush and George W. Bush.
9. Ronald Reagen (a given)
10. Sarah Brady–James Brady’s wife, who has lung cancer.
11. Ted Kennedy
So has anyone here ever nominated the same person several years running, and the person just would not die?
Just askin’.
To clarify: Are the awards for first and last dead celebrity of the year given to people who happened to pick the F&L celebrities to die, or to the F&L celebrities to appear on somebody’s list of nominees?
While looking through these posts, I got the most ghastly feeling about Stephen King (and there’s a redundancy for you). I’m taking out Lisa Kudrow (the least annoying of the Friends, and that’s not saying much) and putting in Stephen King.
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•Liz Taylor
•Jeff Gordon (it’s my NASCAR pick)
•Drew Carey (I can’t see him changing his life too much after his surgery)
•James Garner (of Rockford Files fame…he’s getting up there)
•Ronald Reagan (He’s not doing too well, I hear)
•Tom Green (in some strange accident)
•Andy Dick (just because he’s weird)
•Jenny McCarthy (I see either a car wreck, or a suicide in her future)
•Ossie Davis (another great actor who’s getting older)
•Robin Williams
•Adam Duritz (lead singer of the group Counting Crows)
•William Shatner
•Stephen Hawking (scientist extraordinare, crippled with Lou Gehrig’s Disease)[/ul]