I can’t believe no one bothered to question what in the ever loving hell the OP was doing posting while in the bathroom in the office building!!!
I suggest you disinfect that phone thoroughly and often.
[sub]I often wish I’d never read that particular Straight Dope column.[/sub]
Or pretend your phone has a call. Say loud enough for the other guy to hear: “I’ll call back later, I don’t think it’s appropriate to use a cell phone in the mensroom. Besides, the guy in the next stall is having a very interesting conversation.”
Ugh. I just came from the bathroom-eating thread, and I’m a little icked out, right now about Odd Things People Do in Restrooms.
My philosophy is this:
Multi-tasking is great. Just keep it outta the crapper.
“Hello, Julie?”
kersplash, plonk plonk
“Hey, I was wondering if you had any plans for tomorrow night?”
Whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
“Well, maybe we could go get something to eat together.”
Prrrrrrnnnnnnnttttttttt… fart fart
“Great! See you at seven.”