Census 2000 - Under penalty of law

My census envelope says “Under penalty of law”. Does that mean we are required by law
to fill it out? What is the penalty? Deportation to Quebec?

Federal law requires that you fill it out honestly.

13 U.S.C. § 221(a) provides in relevant part:

Section (b) provides:

Section © exempts information relative to religious beliefs or to membership in a religious body.

  • Rick

No. I believe it is the Eighth Amendment of the Bill of Rights that protects you from cruel and unusual punishment.

13 U.S.C. § 221(a) provides in relevant part:

Section (b) provides:

Section © exempts information relative to religious beliefs or to membership in a religious body.

  • Rick

Interesting.

Bricker, I think that might be a new record. A 6:44 minute delay 'tween double posts. Like you said, “Interesting.”

What’s cruel or unusual about Quebec?

And what would be the point of exile there? The law in Canada re census is pretty much the same as in the US.

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They can go to Hell. The book is 38 pages long, and I can’t use the 5 question internet one because of the form they sent doesn’t allow it. You thought tax forms were bad! Fuck um!

If they seriously wanted to count the people and where they lived the book wouldn’t be 38 fuck’n pages long.

Question 6 is race mark one.

White…Sorry I’m German, Bohemian American with some Indian and seem to be pinkish tan.

They couldn’t even write Caucasian.

Black, African Am. or Negro. What the Hell is this description.

For White, why don’t they say Honky.

American Indian as opposed to India Indian. I thought Indians were a seperate nation unto them selves, and governing themselves on what land they still have.

Question 7 Marital Status?

Where the heck is living in sin, having sexual relations without being married?

Question 13 Is this person a citizen?

They left out “No he or she is an illegal alien.” They did promise not to share this information with any other agency, that would include immigration.

I hate missleading surveys that don’t allow for your correct answer. You either have to fill in a wrong answer and throw off the whole survey, so that the survey is wrong.

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I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.

I loved the notice in the mail that said the Cenus was coming soon. How much money did that waste. 33 cents per person plus the printed material. Nice chunk of change down the toilet.


I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.

I’m waiting for Nanobyte to post a 1300 word screed about how the Census is a plot created by Clinton to spy on us all.

Yeah. A 200+ year old plot. IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION, GOOBERS!! :slight_smile:

The Census is used to apportion representation in Congress; divy-up Federal funds; & prevent excessive cash expendatures in parts of the country that don’t need the cash. Fill it out, people. Take 20 minutes to invest in a better & more effecient government.


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It’s clear that people have strong opinions about the census. Please feel free to discuss them at length in this thread in Great Debates , which thread I moved over there this afternoon so that just such a discussion could ensue.


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Most of the stuff in the Census, the short one, is already in the phone book too.

My form is no 20 minutes, more like hours to fill out.

Bricker, thanks for the informative answer. Now, I wonder if they are going to enforce those laws. Do you think the feds are actually going to track down people who don’t fill it out honestly and fine them? Have they ever done that for previous censuses?

Excusez moi. Just a little joke. I thought of Quebec since it seems like a good place to send someone who isn’t a good American. Maybe I should have said Cuba. Vive la Cuba.

I didn’t realize there was a longer form. Mine was really short - 1 page on me, plus extra pages for the 19 other people that might share my home.

The race one I was tempted to write “Celtic” or “human”. And I did think the black, African American, or Negro one was odd.

The issue of reservations aside, there are plenty of American Indians who do not live on reservations, and would thus be counted in the general population. Same as counting the blacks and whites and the Hispanics, they also count the Am Indians.

Isn’t that “single”?

The census is a device to identify all the mallet-headed screwballs in America. If you raise a big stink about your rights, intrusive government or big brother conspiracies, your name goes on a list for tax audits, jury duty and no-knock drug raids. The rest of us just blend in with the herd, like wildebeasts. Don’t forget:

“The nail that sticks up gets hammered down”


TT

“It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.”
–James Thurber

Phobia-

I dont know what Census form you’re looking at because I got the long form and it took 23 minutes to fill out for a household of 3.

Hours? Exaggerating just a bit, maybe?

Well better get the $100 ready, you think they will take Visa?

Whatever

I’m putting in 16 hour work days right now. My hot water heater blew out and I had to remove it, soaked half the house. My car is dead. A quarter of a molar fell off. I’m almost to the point of having to take steriod pills for my asthma again. My one friend just got home from kemo. My aunt just had a masectamy this week and now she goes on kemo. My sister in law almost died twice last week. I have no food in the house. I have to have medical tests done on monday and the boss doesn’t want to let me go for them, tough for him. I have to get my bills paid and sent.I NEED TIME! I just finished work and would love a shower,but that would mean driving to my ma’s house at about midnight and waking her up. I have to be up for work in five hours, and I have to work the weekend too. The cenus ranks where in my plans? I’m going to bed. Bye.


I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.

I am always sort of amazed at how uptight people get about surveys like this. If you don’t like it lie and be done with it. When you don’t send it in they will send out one of the many people they have hired for the census to ask you in person. If they finaly fine you you will probably have to give out the same information anyway plus $100.