Well, I feel reassured . . . [piles furniture against front door] . . .
Awhile back, we had 3 human bite wounds come in the ER in 1 shift, now ordinarily, it might be 1 in 3 years.
I was heard to warn my co-workers not to let the pts get between them and the door.
I blame the popularity of vampire fiction…
Well of course they would say that!
Is there a term to describe a denial that only makes the hearer more suspicious?
Send more paramedics.
Biden-Cheney Syndrome?
That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking - “Zombie apocalypse? Who said zombie apocalypse? We’re having a zombie apocalypse?!?”
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230
They’re too busy dealing with Captain Trips to deal with Zombie nonsense.
I don’t recall saying, “zombie apocalypse.”
However, I do want everyone to remain calm while I check out what that scraping at the window is.
Only after everyone else has gone to bed, there’s a thunderstorm that knocks out the power and you’re out of shotgun shells.
I, for one, applaud the CDC’s noble efforts to maintain the distinction between ghouls and zombies. They’re not the same thing, people!
If my face is in imminent peril of being eaten, I’m not sure I’m going to care about the distinction between ghouls and zombies.
Heck, I’m not even going to ponder “9mm? Or .40 S&W?”
Sound thinking. Good man.
Ironic considering that last year they warned us about just that.
One para medics isn’t enough. Send a few pairs!
You know who else thought like this? Hitler!
Hitler is a zombie?:eek: