Centers for Disease Control: There is no Zombie Apocalypse

Yes. We have on the best authority that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is, in fact, still dead. Back to you, Jane.

Good news for Sci Fi fans, Dick. A Star Trek marathon on channel One.
At ten: While Spock and McCoy argue, Captain Kirk saves the universe.
At eleven: While Dr. McCoy and Kirk argue, Spock saves the universe.
And at midnight, while Kirk, Spock and McCoy argue, a giant ice cream cone eats the universe.

Undead finds a way.

I didn’t say that. I also didn’t not say that. In fact, this discussion never happened.

I would like to add that creating a vast hoard of Mussolini zombie clones would be the height of reckless irresponsibility.

Especially if you leave the accelerated growth unchecked.

Gonna need a lot of lamp posts.

Considering that this is a thread about zombies, that is hardly reassuring news.

Our esteemed colleague, Dr. H. West, Re, ZhD relates he also did not have a discussion. His research in Canada was enlightening. He sends his regards.

but the trains would always be on time

I believe you have the wrong deceased dictator.

A fat lot of good the CDC did in the Walking Dead!

No, it was Mussolini who allegedly made the trains run on time.

My cite: Lenny Briscoe of Law & Order who wouldn’t allow the subway trains to run until the investigation into a death on the tracks was complete, despite the continuing protests of a subway official.

When the investigation was complete, Briscoe turned to the official and said, “It’s all yours, Benito.” (Law & Order had the best writers on TV.)

And, of course, Snopes.

That Mussolini - what a card!

Zombie Jerry Orbach would awesome.

here is a link to the “how to” or maybe “how it was”

a tad squirmy :- food for thought - whoops a pun!

http://Zombies