C’mon, I’m sure they have Star Trek conventions in Hawaii, it can’t be THAT hard to find some virgins.
Let me get this straight: Starkers finally finds a soulmate to run his innumerable errands with, and now you kids are all over him? On Valentine’s Day no less.
Jeez, tough crowd!
It’s kind of touching. Reminds me of Cat Stevens’ “Father and Son,” only with a lot more latent racism, paranoia, and profane screeching.
Huh. That was faster than I expected.
Oh well. Auf Wiedersehen my little dumpling of fury!
[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]
The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Champion.
Or been burned, whatever.
[/Dr. Eldon Tyrell]
Since the subject of the OP is no longer with us, I’m going to close this.