“Recovering Moderator”?
Modulated Moderator?
De-Modulated?
I don’t care about getting “credit” for having been a moderator. However - even though I haven’t written a staff report in more than a year - I did write almost a hundred of em in the past that are still on the site. Seems like I oughta get some kind of credit for that.
Now that I think of it, I don’t care about having titles after my name on the message board. Now that I think of it, I should get something better! Let me think about this a bit and I’ll get back to you.
Gee, you already have the love and admiration of a horde of rabid fans. Teeming ones, even. What more do you want?
And would it have to be cash, or would a check suffice?
How 'bout a monkey butler named Eddie?
Ha! Like royalties?
Yes. And it’s Princess JillGat to you.
Well that would make for an interesting title. 
“Royalties” on Google:
Searches related to: royalties
book royalties oil royalties seinfeld royalties author royalties
itunes royalties
Hmm. Clearly what I meant was that with the rising price of crude petroleum, JillGat deserves oil royalties. And a boxed set of seinfeld.