“Probably more of a bitch than she lets on” is, of course, how a trash tv talk show described Lois Griffin. No description could be more apt. Though her veneer is that of an attractive, long-suffering, rational & moral wife saddled with a improbably fat, stupid husband (in the tradition of Alice Kramden, Wilma Flintstone, and Marge Simpson), she is in fact just as much of an evil monster as Peter. Consider the following:
- Not only does she verbally abuse her daughter Meg at every opportunity, but she made out with Meg’s girlfriend in front of her to prove that Meg was not a lesbian, and then callously cast aside the obviously-enamored teenage girl whose tongue she had just been sucking.
*Not only does she enable her husband’s mad, stupid schemes but when said schemes begin to annoy her, she has been known to use her martial arts prowess/supers-strength/general awesomeness to beat him up.1 Not only that, but, on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS that we have seen, she has forced him to have sex over his repeated protests.2 Moreover, whenever Peter is attacked by his arch-enemy, the giant yellow chicken, she never lifts a finger to help–even though, given that she once defeated THREE KRYPTONIANS at the same time, she should certainly be able to handle Big Bird. Clearly she enjoys the sight of Peter’s bruised and bleeding body.
*She’s as much as admitted to getting tattoed under the influence of meth, and to not remembering the details.
*Hers is the womb that spawned Stewie Griffin.
I won’t even mention the larceny, cocaine use, presidential infidelity, and constant canine cock-teasing.
In short, Lois is a child abuser, a callous seductress, a spouse beater, a rapist, and the mother of the Anti-Christ. Clearly **much **more of a bitch than she lets on.
Any other nominations?
Admittedly Peter generally earns much worse beatings than he gets. But that’s not the point.
Also admittedly, Peter seemed to change his mind during the second rape, but that’s not the point either. I don’t know what the point is, but I know that there is a point and that’s not it. Anyway he could have been faking out of fear.