Charlie Daniels battles Evolution once again.

Flanders: Oh, I don’t care for the speed, but I can’t get enough of that safety gear – helmets, roll bars, caution flags …
Anyhoo, I don’t think Darwin or Newton were wrong, merely that their theories were subject to later refinements.

Well, yeah, that was kind of the joke.

Once more for cerberus:

I resent your slanders. Some of us like pro-wrestling (See, out of all that horrible stuff he said about rednecks, the only thing I took umbrage with was NASCAR. Then I went on to say how I liked something equally rednecky.). The costumes are shinier (Dumb people everywhere like shiny things. You don’t even have to be a redneck) and you don’t have to count as much (i.e.–You only have to count up to three. Some of those NASCAR races make you count dozens of laps, and if you’re really, really, really bad at math, you might not be able to enjoy it as much as you would pro-wrestling.)

That’s about all there was to the joke (except for the fact that I’m not really a redneck. I live in Boston. You’d have to go to Clenchjaw, New Hampshire to find a bigger Yank than I.).