My knob rocks.
Wow. I didn’t know they made “necker knobs” any more.
Cool. 
Scariest. Thread title. Ever. 
Man, been awhile since I’ve seen a suicide knob. A few lifetimes ago I delivered auto parts for a living. One of the cars I used was this big ‘ol honkin’ Plymouth Fury, and it had one of those equipped. After that car bit the dust, it took me about two years to get used to driving without one again. They rock.
“necker knob” 
Wotsit for?
And I actually opened the thread thinking it was about kitchen cabinet remodeling!
Turnin’. It’s good in parking lots when you do a lot of turning at low speeds. I don’t trust it for high-speed drivin’. (To the extent that a ‘95 Geo Metro can engage in high-speed drivin’.)
Got it for Christmas. 
I thought those things were illegal.
Ok, can I just say for the record that all of us perverts (and by “all of us” I guess I mean…me ) who only open threads out of some slight hope of purient titilation and are sorely disappointed (sorely disappointed by your knob no less!!) wish you wholesome types would just knock it off.
Err…not knock your knob off. Per se…
But can we have a rule that titles that promise salicious content must provide some? Even if it is not integral to the plot?
So you can drive while handcuffed. Silly!
Nice knob. I was under the impression that they were illegal on any vehicle other than farm type (tractors).
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I know it does. You betcha! I put one on the family car when I got my license. Loved it! Do you have to go to a flea market to find one now? I was told at the auto supply store that they’re illegal. Wonder what they do to you if you have an ‘incident’ and you’re found out.
Well, sorta.
Now you know why I’m so unpopular w/ the ladies. :
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I still don’t get it. 
How does a big knob (heh heh) help you make turns? And whence the “suicide” nickname?
The suicide adjective comes from hitting something head-on, and the knob embeds in your chest.
I’ll ditto the farm equipment sightings. Grandpa had one on his John Deere Model B,
I know why!! You keep telling them about your little knob instead of your fat baseball bat!! Tell them you’re 32 inches and they’ll line up to let you take a swing.
Must be California slang. They made it easier to drive and turn while using only one hand. Presumably the other hand was…doing something else, hopefully to, or with, your date.
I always heard them called “brodie knobs.” And a brodie was a sort of maneuver where you’d have the wheel cranked all the way to one extreme and then peel out in a circle.
I believe they are illegal on street vehicles in california, unless you’re disabled. My first thought was that js_africanus must be handicapped.
Not physically, anyway.
I thought that “Suicide Knob” referred to the fact that you’re basically committing suicide just by trying to drive with one.
You don’t want to try controlling a car at high speed with it.
The danger is two-fold: It may fail and if one is not holding it so that the hand releases easily, then one may get one’s hand, wrist, & arm seriously destroyed of something on the road causes the tire to turn and therefore the steering wheel to spin out of control. (Same reason one shouldn’t drive with anything inside the steering wheel.)
At low speeds, e.g. parking lot driving, it is fantastic—although I constantly remind myself not to grab it so that my hand can become twisted up by it.
All that aside, it is still one sweet knob.