Check out this knife. Watermelon loses.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=AHunter3]
OK I feel kinda stupid now.

It honestly never crossed my mind that the watermelon was a stand-in for “human victim”
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Did you ever see those paper targets at the shooting range. Well, guess what…they are stand-in for human victims, too. I know, I know… It’s upsetting at first, but those guns they shoot the targets with are not used to bring in the harvest or open packages. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]
I don’t have one, so if I ever get into a fight with a watermelon, I’ll probably be killed.
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Admit it, if you get into a fight with any fruit, you’re toast.

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“…and then you eat the banana, thereby disarming him!”

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[QUOTE=Attack from the 3rd dimension]
Teriyaki and bees? Or do you want to consider honey-mustard and bees.
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Or maybe the lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and bees?

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[QUOTE=Stealth Potato]
Or maybe the lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and bees?
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THEN you load the whole thing into the shotgun shell. Now it all makes sense.

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]
Bah. Check out this umbrella. Watermelon loses.
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Ha! That was great. The best part is how he calmly opens it and stands there after each demonstration.