Did you ever see those paper targets at the shooting range. Well, guess what…they are stand-in for human victims, too. I know, I know… It’s upsetting at first, but those guns they shoot the targets with are not used to bring in the harvest or open packages. 
Admit it, if you get into a fight with any fruit, you’re toast.
“…and then you eat the banana, thereby disarming him!”
Or maybe the lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and bees?
THEN you load the whole thing into the shotgun shell. Now it all makes sense.
Ha! That was great. The best part is how he calmly opens it and stands there after each demonstration.