Check out this whackadoodle apprentice program

Well, well, well… Bhagavan Antle, Director of T.I.G.E.R.S.: “one of the most notorious exploiters of tiger cubs in the country.”

What fucking flakes - I don’t care if you are a navel watching vegan bunny hugger olympic class athlete, if a tiger decides you are a snack, you are a snack.

They really need to get their heads out of their asses and just admit they are nuts and you need to be just as nuts to apply.

I’ll do it!

Except I don’t like tigers much. Can I be in charge of the ducks instead?

Nope. You get the monkeys.

It is highly concerning to me that these people are in charge of wild animals.

They make you watch “Kill Bill 2” before you can apply :eek:

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Well, it still sounds like more fun, and better hours and better pay, than working as a personal assistant for Naomi Campbell.

Less chance of being disemboweled, too.

It is highly concerning to me that these people cannot write a web page without spelling mistakes and typos. They do not seem to have great concern for details. They might forget to lock the tiger’s cage…

He comes off like an egotistical conman that wants a patsy slave willing to jump through all kinds of insane humiliating hoops for the chance to work with big cats. The sad thing is that there are probably some people so desperate to do this he will have more than enough applicants.

Beyond this there’s the oddness that after all these exacting specifications about this superhuman slave he wants to attend his big cat rodeo he can’t even be bothered to spell check his list of requirements.

All that to be an apprentice tigerkeeper? Bah. Maybe to be a journeyman ligerkeeper, but hell no for this.

This cannot be a legal apprenticeship program, can it?

They don’t actually say what you’re apprenticing to become, other than a more experienced person who handles tigers in their shows. It’s not like you’re going to get a veterenarian’s certificate, or a degree of any kind.

Fucking whacko cult. IMVHO.

Heck, I can walk a twelve-minute mile.

It’s not that far from exploiting animals to exploiting people.