No one likes us
I don’t know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let’s drop the big one
And see what happens
There are several upbeat satirical songs about atomic weapons. The OP said these were excluded, but since people have already posted some, here are some more:
IMO the Fairytale of New York does sound cheerful except for the beginning and the low note of the word “day”. According to Google it is in D Major, and the music from the verses definitely sounds peppy, like a celtic dance.
Years and years ago I wrote a little mashup of “Carol of the Bells” and “Danse Macabre” which fit together quite well. No idea where I’ve put it though.
Which reminds me of Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You” (in its slightly cleaner incarnation). Very upbeat, and also very angry.
Then I nominate “Sound The Pibroch”. The gentle strumming sounds like a pleasant lullably, but it’s a traditional Scottish song about a Jacobite uprising in which the Jacobites - the heros of the song - were slaughtered:
On dark Culloden’s field of gore
Hark they shout Claymore, Claymore
They bravely fight what can they more
Than die for Royal Charlie
…
Now on the barren heath they lie
Their Funeral Dirge the eagle’s cry
Mountain breezes o’er them sigh
Wha’ fought and died for Charlie
…
No more we’ll see such deeds again
Deserted is each Highland glen
And lonely cairns are o’er the men
Wha’ fought and died for Charlie actual song, by The Corries
A brief explanation, spotted elsewhere on the internet:
Pedantic nitpickery; the name of the song is Political Science. The song was on the album Sail Away, whose titular track doesn’t sound particularly upbeat and so is not a candidate for this thread, but does contain some of Randy’s most chilling lyrics as a slavetaker tries to tempt Africans with the promise of the New World. E.g.:
The Fireballs hit version of Bottle of Wine has very upbeat music, but Tom Paxton’s song is about a die hard drunk, unable to get sober, singing for “nickels and dimes” who can’t get enough to buy a bottle of wine.
In what alternate universe was it ‘considered a dance song’??? Genuinely curious.
And what kind of interpretive dance masters managed to find a good beat to ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’??? Some people flailing away on a stage during a production have a hard enough time ‘dancing’ to that.
The original version of the Mothers of Invention’s “Trouble Every Day” was pretty peppy, although it became more bluesy on the Roxy and Elsewhere" version.