Cheese and yogurt consumption seems to reduce death rates

Yep. A good reason to move to Switzerland. And as it’s getting cold outside, it’s time for fondue! Last winter was very mild. We never got in the mood for fondue. This fall has already brought snow down below 2000 m, so it could be a very cold winter.

My mother drinks a quart of milk every day, for most of her life. She’ll be 101 in November.

Cheese consumption leading to weird dreams is an ancient trope.

Last time I checked, the mortality rate was still 100%.

The point is that dairy consumers live longer. So, more life plus we get to eat all that cheese and yogurt.

Eating cheese extends your life?

I still don’t think I’ll see the Lions in the Super Bowl.

mmm

Cheese extends life. Cheese expands consciousness. And waistlines. Cheese is vital to rural travel. The Cheesing Guild and its navigators, whom the cheese has mutated over four thousand years, use the orange cheese slices, which gives them the ability to fold space.

But Lions in the Super Bowl? It can’t do miracles like that.

I plan to live forever – so far, so good.
— Steven Wright

I dunno if I believe these studies. A life without cheese certainly seems longer.

I plan to live forever, or die trying!

–Groucho Marx.