Cheesy Country Song Lyrics

Since I grew up listening to old country via my mother, I was exposed to some really goofy stuff in the 70s. So, for y’all’s perusal, I offer…

*Dr. Demento’s Telephone Man

*Tom T. Hall’s Sneaky Snake

*Donna Fargo’s Superman (scroll to the bottom)

…to just name a few. :o

What have you all got to share that’ll make anyone giggle?

Ray Stevens was the first name that came to my mind – here’s I Saw Elvis In A UFO, on a page with plenty of links to other lyrics.

And here is Bobby Bare’s classic, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life.

My Girl Bill

Lots of good ( ? ) Roger Miller songs, but I’d like to nominate You Can’t Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd to the list.

And although Loretta Lynn’s The Pill has an excellent message behind it, the execution is one of adorable naivete and cringe-worthy cutesy (nursery hill!) imagery.
Surely us three aren’t the only ones who were ever subjected to all this. Speak up and be proud, pardners! :smiley:

What was that one Lurlene Lumpkin sang to Homer?

Don’t know if this is what you’re looking for, but my favorite goofy/snappy lyrics are:

Could ya would ya aint ya gonna
If I asked ya would ya wanna
be my baby tonight?

From the Statler Brothers, You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith, too