Cheney, Dick

Well. I guess you sure told him.

Damndest thing, speak of the Scylla, and up he pops! However does he do that?

C’mon Scylla, admit it … that is one huge mountain of gumballs.

Why do you hate gumballs?

And quit taunting the homeless … it makes them irritable and harder for the C.H.U.D. to catch.

:smiley:

<space so this doesn’t look like it’s directed at Scylla>

Has there ever been the suggestion that Cheney approached the war with reluctance? Any suggestion that he considered the toll post-war occupation would take on the Afghanistan effort? Anything to suggest that he also wrestled with going into Darfur or Somalia instead of Iraq? Any suggestion that he’d be OK with our own troops being subjected to similar treatment of detainees?

I ate a whole box of veggie tale children’s fruit snacks made with real fruit juice and fortified with essential vitamins and minerals last night. My stomach ached and I couldn’t poop all day. It’s like they all solidified into one giant two pound gummi in my digestive tract. When I finally pooped it stretched me out so bad I thought the skin would rip and I felt all roughed up inside.

Immediately afterwards I found myself thinking “I wonder what elucidator is saying,” and here I am.

Coincidence? Perhaps.

Happily, there was no brain damage, and we thank you for sharing your innermost thoughts.

Dude! CHUDS gotta eat too ya know! :smiley:

Damn.
Just DAMN! :eek:

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I kinda liked the flowery prose. It got a chuckle out of me.

Therefore we can reject everything you say.

You haven’t been? :eek:

Probably . But not in an axiomatic fashion.