Cheney, Dick

Point of order: I’m not horrified, I’m disgusted. And amazed that Cheney’s tongue didn’t jump out his mouth in shame around 2004.

Cheney in 2012!

Is this for the election or the Death Pool?

Can’t it be both, like the late Earl Warren?

So, to cut to the chase, you mean he’s fucking crazy? Yeah, I could go along with that.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/3237981

A succinct run-down of the misinformation in Cheney’s speech.

I’m starting to believe that this is his goal.

Who’s Dick Cheney? Was he on the teevee or something?

Dick Cheney’s fast becoming my favorite Republican. I want him to keep on speechifying himself right into the history books. Not the kind of history books vice presidents usually find themselves in though.

This gem from yesterday was plucked out on another message board. Read carefully to see what Cheney’s actually saying here.

Oh, so Mr. Cheney, you’re saying that Richard Clarke and the Clinton administration’s warnings were…received? And…ignored? And…but, wait…I thought “there was no way we could have known” 9/11 was going to happen. Did Cheney, Dick, just call George W. Bush a liar, and admit that they had warnings (others besides the “Bin Laden determined to strike in the US” memo) that were not taken seriously?

HellfreakinO??

If this were a Democrat saying this, as if, say, Gore had taken his rightful place as president and 9/11 had happened on his watch, how much airplay do you all think this would get? But because it’s Cheney, it’s going to disappear into the ether, forgotten.

I hope someone’s keeping track of all the things he’s saying. I’d love to hear this stuff replayed in a courtroom setting.

Perhaps this would be a good time to point out that despite urgent desires on the part of terrorists around the world, no matter what we’ve done or haven’t done, to attack the American devil, there have been NO SUCCESSFUL ATTACKS WHATSOEVER on the American mainland since 9/11.

Good job, Mr. Bush! Good job, Mr. Cheney!

Thank you!

And thank you for keeping even those dolts who criticized your every move safe as well. :wink:

You forgot to point out NO MARTIAN INVASIONS either!! Tray Cheney is a MIRACLE WORKER (whoever he is … wasn’t he on that show Wires?)

That would be because no Martians killed 2,000 of our citizens, dear, nor have they been struggling in caves and jungle outposts worldwide to murder more of us.

But thanks for playing.

It happens to be a fact that while Tray Cheney was on teevee, no Americans died of Martian attacks. But I guess that’s not “good enough” for you and you need Americans to die before you’ll recognize his contributions.

It just makes me sad when I see people who hate America and her teevee shows. :frowning:

Why, certainly! There just couldn’t be enough Americans dying (nor brown people, can’t forget them) to suit my taste. :rolleyes:

Her TV makes me sad too. :smiley:

Hmm…I wonder what would be the reaction if I were to say that my opponents around here hate America?

A much different one than you’ll get, I’d wager.

Ever heard of a little thing called ANTHRAX?

That’s what I love about this place. There’s always someone willing to grasp at straws.

Unfortunately, you can’t conveniently leave out 9/11. That did happen during the Bush/Cheney presidency.

Fired? An odd expression to use of someone who filled out his two full terms of office and did not stand for re-election.

Still, if it makes you feel better to think he was kicked out go right ahead. What does the truth matter?

Seconded. Their term did not start in 2002. 9/11 happened on their watch.

More to the point, it’s questionable that any of the tactics that are being debated (torture and gitmo) have done anything to make us safer.

Well, yeah, but apart from that, they did a bang up job keeping everyone safe from terrorist attacks. In America. After the anthrax thing.

In conclusion, setting aside the worst terrorist attack against America in history, they were really good at protecting us all.