With apologies to Shel Silverstein:
Powell and Chese, Lindell and Rudy
Worshipped a man malicious and moody.
“Get on your knees: it’s your sacred duty!”
Cried Powell and Chese, Lindell and Rudy
Lindell and Chese, Rudy and Powell
Buttressed his bullshit, no matter how foul.
“Parrot and praise every monkeylike howl!”
Sang Lindell and Chese, Rudy and Powell
Rudy and Powell, Chese and Lindell
Saw a few cracks in their pot’s thin shell.
“Could we have been wrong? Not a chance in hell!”
Shrieked Rudy and Powell, Chese and Lindell.
Powell and Rudy, Lindell and the Chese
Are starting to enter their guilty pleas.
“No fair! You’ve driven us to our knees!”
Wept Powell and Rudy, Lindell and the Chese.
And watching it all is one Donald J. Trump–
that flagrant fascist, that lying lump–
“You shouldn’t have trusted me. YOU’RE the chump!”
Sneered soon-to-be-felon Donald Trump.