Chevrolet's spin doctors.

I heard a radio ad today for Chevrolet.

Did you know that SUV now stands for Safety Utility Vehicle?

Sounds Utterly Vacuous.

Stupid Unctuous Varmints!

Still Uncaring and Vapid.

It stands for Freedom Utility Vehicle.

(why do you hate freedom?)

Yeah, right, and KFC stand for Kitchen Fresh Chicken.

Not surpising, given that Cadillac has claimed that “CTS” is French for “Tested in Germany”.