One of my suppliers for children’s clothing, sends me “new arrival” emails with just the manufacturer name in the subject line. Thanks to the red color coding I assigned to the emails, I nolonger think I’m getting porn.
Examples:
BABY BUNS
BOYSLAND
BUDDY BOY
GOOD LAD
HAPPY FELLA
HONEY POT
HOT SHOT
IF YOU DARE!
MAX & OTTO
MY POOL PAL
PARADISE BEACH
PINK KISS
READY FOR ACTION
RUMBLE TUMBLE
STREET PROPERTY
TOP GIRLS
WANNA IGUANNA
I once saw a children’s second-hand clothing store called “Plato’s Closet.” Sounds more like a gay dance club or bath house.
French Toast used to be brand.
Garanimals seems a bit too weird…
Healthtex?
Underoos?
Squiking myself out over here.
Not a child’s brand per se, but I’ve seen children’s clothing made by “Dickie”.
Thanks, I needed those laughs! The worst one there is definitely Honey Pot. Wow!
No, I think Pink Kiss and Street Property are worse. Barely.