Remember that notion that male humans might have killer sperm? Well it didn’t pan out, so relax. Here, have some wine, try this amazing new Shiraz. Your feet must hurt from standing all day? I give a great foot massage, just lay back on the couch, put your head an a pillow and let me pamper you. Tell me what’s going on with you, I want to hear all about it.
Why would ladies care? The study is to disprove that the sperm kills other men’s sperm, not that it kills us.
Whoa whoa whoa! You’re much too tense. Perhaps a soak in the jacuzzi…
Bugger off! I’m already in the jacuzzi and I 'm not up to sharing these days.
You’re posting from the jacuzzi at 6:30 in the morning? :dubious:
Yeah, right. All that means is that they killed all the witnesses. :eek:
Yeah. The bathrooms were all occupied.
Meh killer sperm is so… mundane. I want [some other adjective] sperm - for example, all terrain sperm or motorbike display sperm.