China looking for smart, spunky men.

China looking for smart, spunky men.

They got what? 1 Billion People?!? And they can find a few proffessors to whack off into a jelly jar?

There’s a serious communications problem here somewhere…

First of all, I thought that the Chinese had a surplus of men due to male-preference abortion and all and that women were needed.

Second of all, as pointed out in Roald Dahl’s delightfully bawdy novel MY UNCLE OSWALD, the real goal of such a bank should be to collect from the genius’ FATHERS, not the guy himself!