China to destroy universe

[jtur88]

@buddha_david

You’d think so, wouldn’t you? However, since the vacuum collapse propogates at the speed of light, it’s entirely possible that it’s already happened, but just hasn’t reached us yet. Perhaps there is (was) a hyper-intelligent race of beings 10,000,000 light years away, who destroyed the false vacuum 9,999,999.95 years ago…

I thought of that, but the edit window closes at the speed of light.

[Darren_Garrison]

@jtur88

and reduced to universe to a whimpering sop…

I am not a simpering wh…oh, wait, dyslexia.

[k9bfriender]

@eschereal

Perhaps we should consult with the Tralfamadorans as to whether this is the correct time to destroy the universe or should we just wait for them to do it.

They got it taken care of.

But they would also wonder why we dwell so on such an unfortunate event, rather than experiencing happier times.

[Steve_MB]

The fools! They laughed at my theories! Laughed!! But after I DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, well, THEY WON’T BE LAUGHING THEN!!! MWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Morgenstern]

Godzilla can defeat this.

[Lumpy]

@CalMeacham

I have to admit that I’m not entirely clear on what this is to accomplish, aside from Going Where No One Has Ever Gone Before and seeing what happens.

The point is that in principle this is a highly efficient way of creating antimatter. Electron-positron pairs are fairly lightweight examples, but if you could get the energy density high enough you could get proton-antiproton pairs. Not counting the efficiency of the lasers themselves or of ancillary systems, being able to convert 1% or more of the energy used into antiprotons would take bulk antimatter production out of the realm of science fiction.

[SigMan]

@CalMeacham

From the cite:
I have to admit that I’m not entirely clear on what this is to accomplish, aside from Going Where No One Has Ever Gone Before and seeing what happens.

It’s the same mentality of seeing a button that says Do Not Press This Button!

You know someone’s gonna push it. :rolleyes:

[Tripler]

#NotSoTinFoilHat

This thing isn’t to experiment with space, as it is to zap orbital things. I’m not suggesting anyting . . . but if your Facebook goes slower, or NOAA can’t predict the weather, you have a culprit.

#\NotSoTinFoilHat

Tripler
Just saying.

[Mangetout]

@CalMeacham

Its claimed output is greater than the declared output of US military lasers.

The specs are sometime over-inflated. We should wait for the Unbox Therapy review.

[Ale]

@SigMan

It’s the same mentality of seeing a button that says Do Not Press This Button!

You know someone’s gonna push it. :rolleyes:

Unrelated to the topic, but I just thought that next time they demolish one of those snazzy casinos in Las Vegas by controlled implosion they should rig up the detonator just like that, a button on some sidewalk in view of the building with “Do Not Press This Button!” written on it.

I think we would all agree this needs to happen.

[SigMan]

very interesting idea. I’m in!