There have been no black holes. No antimatter explosions. No time vortexes releasing packs of velociraptors onto the fields & mountains of Switzerland, and as a result both Heidi and those obnoxious Robinson children have not been eaten.
I am vexed. No, strike that. I am en-fucking-raged. Someone will pay for this.
Well, crap. I was pretty much counting on a major reality-rending event today so that I could avoid going on a long walk tomorrow morning. I suppose this means the chocolate I snarfed down this afternoon actually counts now. :mad:
I, too, was hoping to use the obliteration of Terran System h as an excuse to overindulge in carbohydrates. As Sol and her satellites remain unobliterated, I am thus obliged to get on the treadmill for an extra hour. I blame the foreign kid.
You know, of course, that they’re only gradually ramping up collision energies? They don’t expect to get to universe-smashing levels at least for another month.
[sub]Quick! Was the collision energy “two bullet-trains smashing together” or “one millionth of the energy released by dropping an apple from a height of one metre”? Get the notes! And what’s that flashing on the control panel? I knew we shouldn’t have gotten Halliburton to build this thing![/sub]