Chinese rover soft-lands on the Moon

So, uh, what, exactly, is the plan with this thing??

Red Rover, Red Rover, won’t you come over?

(And have some Tang, I guess…)*

  • Nod to Omar here.

Find life, of course. Can’t do that with Tang.

Our Germans were clearly better than the Soviet’s Germans back in the 50’s and 60’s.

And now the Chinese have better Germans than ours?

I’m pretty sure we’ve been doing it with tang since the dawn of time.

nah, they’re just borrowing against our investment in Germans.