Chinmask rant

[The_Tooth]

@RivkahChaya

The mask fogs up my glasses. I have tried every remedy I can find on the internet, and none of them work. So when I’m driving, it comes off. When I’m walking the dog, I don’t wear one (I need to read street signs), but I also have very little reason for opening my mouth. If I go into a store, I put on the mask, and wear my glasses on my head. I can pull them down if I need to read a sign or fine print, and hold my breath for half a minute. Fortunately, I see well enough without them, that I don’t bump into things.

Wash them with soap.

[Wesley_Clark]

I wear mine properly when indoors but after I leave a building I pull it down to my chin since the outdoors is not nearly as prone to spreading the infection as indoors.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@cmkeller

What the hell is wrong with these people!

They are selfish and they don’t care whether you live or die horribly. Get over it, that’s just how humans are.

[aruvqan]

@Ukulele_Ike

I’m with you one hundred percent.

However, I am in your camp, sporting an enormous bushy beard because I cannot go to a barber for a trim. And I refuse to go at it with my moustache scissors because my face is reflected in a two dimensional mirror, and my head is in three dimensions.

I’m nervous that my various masks…both homemade from tee shirts (DRINK WINE) and decorative…don’t seal properly.

Wear a shemagh? I keep several around, amazingly useful. I also have the dinky little disposable ones, my oncology office hands them out like candy, but I prefer the wrap.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Ukulele_Ike

However, I am in your camp, sporting an enormous bushy beard because I cannot go to a barber for a trim.

I’m letting my corona-beard and corona-hair go nuts until the crisis ends. My girlfriend says I look like Zeus. I’ve only seen her a few times in the last two months, though.

[Steve_McQwark]

@Bryan_Ekers

I’m letting my corona-beard and corona-hair go nuts until the crisis ends. My girlfriend says I look like Zeus. I’ve only seen her a few times in the last two months, though.

Zeus is a him.

@RivkahChaya

The mask fogs up my glasses. I have tried every remedy I can find on the internet, and none of them work. So when I’m driving, it comes off. When I’m walking the dog, I don’t wear one (I need to read street signs), but I also have very little reason for opening my mouth. If I go into a store, I put on the mask, and wear my glasses on my head. I can pull them down if I need to read a sign or fine print, and hold my breath for half a minute. Fortunately, I see well enough without them, that I don’t bump into things.

The only thing that works for me is pulling the top of the mask up a little higher on my nose and using the bottom of my glasses to hold the mask in place.

[Monty]

@Steve_McQwark

Zeus is a him.

Did I get whooshed or did you misunderstand his posting. Bryan Ekers says his, Bryan Ekers’s, girlfriend says he, Bryan Ekers, looks like Zeus and that he, Bryan Ekers, has only seen his, Bryan Ekers’ girlfriend a few times in the last two months.

[kayaker]

@Monty

Did I get whooshed or did you misunderstand his posting. Bryan Ekers says his, Bryan Ekers’s, girlfriend says he, Bryan Ekers, looks like Zeus and that he, Bryan Ekers, has only seen his, Bryan Ekers’ girlfriend a few times in the last two months.

Well maybe he, Bryan Ekers, should be looking for his, Bryan Ecker’s gf instead of posting on message boards!

[Ukulele_Ike]

@aruvqan

Wear a shemagh? I keep several around, amazingly useful. I also have the dinky little disposable ones, my oncology office hands them out like candy, but I prefer the wrap.

Wow…GREAT idea! I have a large grey-blue silk wrap I bought in Marrakesh and used to tie around my head Berber-style, for camel-riding in the Sahara, in the style shown at your link.

I completely forgot I had one. Thanks!

[Ukulele_Ike]

@kayaker

Well maybe he, Bryan Ekers, should be looking for his, Bryan Ecker’s gf instead of posting on message boards!

He can’t see her through all the hair.

Zeus had the same problem, which is why he was always turning into swans, bulls, showers of gold, etc.

[Steve_McQwark]

@Monty

Did I get whooshed or did you misunderstand his posting. Bryan Ekers says his, Bryan Ekers’s, girlfriend says he, Bryan Ekers, looks like Zeus and that he, Bryan Ekers, has only seen his, Bryan Ekers’ girlfriend a few times in the last two months.

Eh, I was amused by the idea that Bryan Ekers had seen Zeus, but only a few times in the last two months. I don’t think it counts as a whoosh if the joke is really weak.

[cochrane]

I keep reading the title as “Chipmunk rant.” Yeah, Alvin pisses me off, too.

[Guest-starring_Id]

Me - “Chinamask”, I will shame-facedly admit. :o

(Can already hear Don intoning that.)

[bump]

@Bryan_Ekers

I’m letting my corona-beard and corona-hair go nuts until the crisis ends. My girlfriend says I look like Zeus. I’ve only seen her a few times in the last two months, though.

I have some serious 1970s “Anchorman” style hair going right now. I’ve started what I’m hoping will be a porn-stache to go with it, but right now, it’s more cop mustache than Ron Burgundy.