I’m in my twenties and I often look at my mom, in her fifties, to see what I will probably look like when I am her age.
SHe is a lovely looking woman. ANd… (not a BUT just an AND), she has sagging jowels and quite the turkey neck.
Neither her or I have prominent jaw lines. We both have rather round jaws and I see her in pictures from her mid thirties, she already had a turkey neck.
Does anyone know of any exercises, creams, tactics to ward off this turkey neck and sagging jowels?
THanks in advance.
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In all seriousness, if you google on “face exercises”, you can find some stuff. The one page I’ve found that isn’t trying to sell anything is http://worldzone.net/art/kezviola/face.html. Copy that without the last period into your browser. No link because the artwork at the top is mildly questionable.
Avoiding direct sunlight like the plague also helps.