My wife goes to a nutritionist at an alternative healthcare practice. The nutritionist’s husband is a doctor of chiropractic (shouldn’t that be chiropracticy?) at the same office.
My wife, V, went the other day for the first time since she had our daughter, C. V mentioned that C sometimes got hiccups for no apparent reason. (I noticed that she got them when she was stressed, i.e., crying.) V also mentioned that C’s right clavicle (collarbone) was greenstick fractured during her delivery. The nutritionist suggested we have her husband look at C, at a “reduced” rate.
Well, we saw him. He said that during most deliveries, the doctors pull and twist the babies head to get them out. (I was there and didn’t see any undue pulling; more like gentle guiding.) This, he said, leads to pinching and stressing of various nerves, most notably the phrenic nerve, and this was probably causing C’s hiccups. He suggested a manipulation to help her. So he had me lie on the table, then hold her on my stomach. He had me hold my arm straight up, then he pulled it down. This was some sort of proof that there was indeed something wrong with her alignment. (All it proved to me was that a grown man could move my arm against my constraint given that he had 20 times more leverage and wasn’t trying to keep a wiggly 4 month old balance on his stomach.)
He then did some neck manipulations on C. Oh my God did she scream! I’ve never heard her scream like that, except when her opthamologist had to stick a drainage needle into her tear duct. After this, he had me hold up my arm, and he couldn’t pull it as far, indicating that he relieved the pressure (or that I was ready for his pull or he didn’t pull as hard).
Charge for this consultation: $75. And he wants to see her twice a week for at least 3 weeks, or up to 2 months. $450-$1200 just to fix hiccups that occur rarely, in a r-month-old baby whose bones are still growing and adjusting?
My wife sensed my discomfort writing the $75 check. Afterward, whe admitted it was probably out of budget. I didn’t come right out and say I thought this was quackery, but I did question the arm thing. (Unless he did a quick Vulcan Mind Meld [sup]TM[/sup], I don’t see how this proved anything.) But I did agree that she have one more appointment, if it made my wife feel good.
Today, my wife called me up and asked if we were going to continue with C’s treatments. If not, I should call and cancel the appointment we made for Friday. I made that call right away.
As an aside, the nutritionist has some left-field theories on V’s diet, but there’s nothing too weird about what she suggests. She does occasionally sell V various vitamins, minerals, and herbal pills out of her own stock.
So, my question: is chiropractic good medicine? Or am I justifiably sceptical (and horrified at C’s screams) to nix my daughter’s treatments?