Chocolate worsens your complexion, water clears it. True?

I’ve heard from a great many sources that drinking copious amounts of water (which I do) fends off acne and other skin issues. These sources also tell me that eating chocolate will do the exact opposite, M&Ms and Snickers bars forming a trail that heads straight to dating limbo. Is there much scientific basis for this? (You know, other than the dating part.)

Untrue.

Dehydration may worsen some acne problems, but pushing fluids is not generally preventive. There is no good causative link between chocolate and increased acne incidence.

QtM, MD

Increasing your fluid intake causes your kidneys, etc., to work harder, causing more toxins to be removed from your body. That’s why your urine becomes less colourful when you drink a lot. Green indicates lots of chemicals (my medication), yellow = Vitamin B, red = beetroot, and so forth.

Is acne caused by toxins? Dunno.

I don’t get it. Wouldn’t toxins being removed from the body result in more colorful urine?

I had bad acne as a teenager. The skin specialist I saw told me that my long hair and my diet had nothing to do with my acne but water would cure it. He told me to wash my face regularly and vigorously with a wet face washer - water only, no soap or cleansers. It worked in a few months.

Chocolate, applied correctly, can actually improve the dating part. The trick is to offer it to the girl.

Untrue. Kidneys will filter whatever toxins they will, as long as they are perfused enough to filter at all. Forcing large amounts of fluids in an effort to detoxify oneself does nothing to enhance the process.

And urine is less colorful after one drinks lots of fluids because the urine is more dilute.

Many substances can colorize urine.

QtM, MD

Question-granted, certain foods do not cause acne or zits. However, could it be that the better one eats, the healthier one’s skin might be?

Not a direct cause, but sort of indirect?

Diet may matter.

Much more to the article here: http://www.raysahelian.com/acne.html

While I know that this is the general rule, I have found that eating Domino’s pizza causes me to invariably breakout in zits in 1-2 days. I’m sure it is some type of allergy or something. It could be that the same thing might happen to some people with chocolate, right?

Depends. Sometimes the trick is to lick it off the girl. By then, who cares who has acne?

When I was in high school and older friend of mine recommended applying Aqua Velva every morning to get rid of zits. It worked for me. I’m guessing it dried them up.

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At age 42 I finally realized that consuming nuts was what had been causing all the zits which I had been afflicted with previously. Nuts do contain quite a lot of oil. Peanuts and almonds are the worst. Walnuts seem to be almost benign.

I’ll leave whether or not more fluids remove more toxins, but clearer urine comes from dilution.

Keep yourself very hydrated, and you’ll be pissing clear in no time.

-Joe, brought down by the iodine in colas…

More WATER = clearer urine.
More diuretics (e.g. caffeine) = clearer urine.
More toxins (i.e. anything your body decides to get rid of) = more colourful urine.

Smell is also directly related to colour.

I’m not even going to comment on taste or texture.