Goodness. A local DJ was discussing this today on the radio, and I felt it was something Dopers would be amused by…Adult Panties
I am REALLY tempted to buy “REMEMBER, you pray with that mouth!” bikini panties. It’d be worth it to see the look on my fella’s face when he’s…er…at the alter. :eek:
Biblical Pick-Up line: “Want to get biblical with me??” 
courtesy of Ice Wolf
“Can I part your Red Sea?”
Uh, oh, I can hear the censors comin’, guys … 
Well, I was all set to order some, then I realized they don’t sell them in a thong style.
I also really wanted one with a picture of Jesus on it.
Colour me disappointed…
LMAO!!! Oh holy shit, “Not that we would know, that’s just what we’ve heard.”
Bwahaha!!! Oh good lord, no pun intended, but that is some funny shit. I really can’t tell if it’s serious or just happily satirical.
Well, there IS a link to a so-called “XXX Bible” on that page. Of course, I had to see what THAT was about, but it turned out to be a bunch of biblical quotes that were arranged by sin. Beastiality, Adultery, etc. If something is advertised as a XXX bible, you’d think you’d get SOME kind of begetting.
Back to the panties: if you click on the order link, they look like regular old lady bloomers with the aforementioned phrases on them. BORING. The pictures make them look all bikini and schmexy. Feh. Christians and their false advertising. 
Clearly, they missed out on an opportunity: Bible-verse underwear. There’s loads of stuff in the Song of Solomon; 1 Corinthians 2:16 has a vaguely B&D ring to it; and for the really adventurous, there’s Ezekiel 23:20.
Guys would probably want to stay away from Revelation 3:11, though.
This tells me everything I need to know. :rolleyes:
Oh hell yeah can I make them angels rejoice.
Tripler
I feel like such a sinner.
[ul][]The tongue is a little member. – James 3:5[]Greet one another with a holy kiss. –2 Corinthians 13:12[/ul]