Christianity is a necessity for science.

[Czarcasm]

@kanicbird

That is the Word of God, complain to Him.

You believe this crap.
You spread this crap.
Therefore, your opinion stinks, you misogynistic asshole.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I’m not KGS, but may I try anyway?

:: clearing throat ::

Yoo-hoo? Yahweh? Lord of Hosts? Can you stop being imaginary for, like, 2 minutes so we can talk? Thanks!

Okay, here’s the thing. A lof of people who attribute the Bible to you are, well, touched. Some are downright assholes. They’re frequently judgmental and sex-hating and misogynistic and whatnot, on top of their generally obscurantist bent. If you wouldn’t mind writing in giant flaming letters “Hey, all you Christian fundamentalists, hie yourselves to a therapsit and deal with whatever childhood traumas moved you to be the annoying way you are, that would be great.”

Now, I will concede that I may be the person in the wrong here. In case I am, please send us a sign by smiting me, personally, with a volley of hailstones that not only burst into flame upon contact with the Earth and/or my flesh, but also follow me and only me around. Okay? No smiting my wife or stepdaughter or nieces or nephews or sisters or my older brother. (Feel free to smite my oldest brother all you want, though. I’m thinking thousands and thousands of acid-spitting frogs.)

Also, just so there’s no misinterpreation, if I am wrong about you being the imaginary creation of Bronze-Age goatherds who needed a justitfication for bullying and raping and pillaging and what not, please deliver $1,000,000 to the following Dopers: kanicbird & ITR Champion on the “jesus is magic” side, and Telcontar & KGS on the “We like Science” side.

Thanks. You can go back to being fictional now.

You posted this in the wrong forum. God only posts on 4chan.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

You posted this in the wrong forum. God only posts on 4chan.

That what she wants you to think. Your believing so gives her an excuse to condemn you to hell.