Salvation Army Bell Ringers at Grand Central, already…they are a quasi religious sect that really should know better…Christmas prep begins on the first Sunday of Advent for us religious folk and not sooner.
One of my neighbors put up Christmas decorations a month ago. I retaliated with garden gnomes. Every night I move them closer to her yard and I’m praying for another hurricane to blow away her stupid singing snow globe. You can’t trust kids anymore, I really hoped that they would do something about that stupid thing on Halloween, but nothing happened.
Starbucks employees are already wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers. AND they have to listen to Christmas carols for the next SEVEN weeks. I’d want to murder someone by about November 15th and I actually love Christmas.
…just in December…
New rule: Any business that decorates and/or runs “holiday” music on the sound system is required to increase hourly pay for each employee by $10.00. This rule is suspended between December 1 and December 24.
There. I just solved both Christmas in November AND Black Friday creep. Never mind about the statue of me on the National Mall.
Although I am being bombarded by Facebook posts exhorting me to wait until after Remembrance Day (Nov 11th) to put up Christmas decorations. Like one has to do with the other. I compromise by putting up red Christmas lights.
I was in a Rite Aid the day before Halloween, and they’d already cleared out most of the ‘harvest decor’ (read: Thanksgiving crap) in favor of ‘holiday decor’ (read: Christmas crap). Which just goes to show that the War on Christmas is going even worse than our other Wars on abstract nouns.
Whereas working retail during the Christmas shopping season is nigh unto the torments of Hell, I move to amend by striking the final sentence - if you’re catering to the sort of people who go into stores that play ‘holiday’ music, you can damn well pay your employees extra for the duration.
Most grocery stores where I’m from seem to go right from Halloween to Christmas these days. While I can understand some place like a mall wanting to get a head start (even though it is still so very wrong) on selling toys and clothes for Christmas shoppers, why would a grocery store want to skip a holiday devoted to, y’know, food?
I’ve found one category of Christmas ad that I don’t mind running early: those for vacation destinations, since travel involves a lot of lead time and preplanning. Anything selling anything on demand can go to hell, I agree.