Inspired by Freddy vs. Jason, which I saw on Saturday (didn’t suck by the way.
One has magic powers, one is a doll. Who wins in a battle between these two tiny terrors?
(By the way, if anyone comes in and says something about how Batman would kick both their asses, I will be VERY disappointed.)
The leprechaun wins easily. His one weakness - the unsatiable desire to clean dirty shoes - couldn’t be overcome by Chuckie. Certainly, the tiny doll has dirty shoes, but they’re miniscule, and would take but a few seconds to clean. Plus, they probably can’t be removed, which would prevent Chuckie from distracting the leprechaun by throwing them off to the side while he runs away, or grabs a hatchet to bury into his skull.
Mr. Mxyzptlk wins.
Where’s the vote for “both mangled and destroyed for excessive stupidity” button? 
The leprechaun wins.
After all, he can call on that Notre Dame fighting spirit.
Damn you, Johnny Bravo! Damn you to hell!