Classic rock (and other) songs if written in 2001

  1. Pearl Jam “Jeremy”: Chorus “Jeremy spoke in class today” becomes “Jeremy blew them all away”. (Morbid, I know, but topical.)

  2. Rush “2112”: Ending lyric “ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION, WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL” becomes “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US”.

  3. Who’s Opal?

J.E.T.