Sealemon88 – Thanks but no thanks! I’ve taken so much crap over that that I wish I could have it erased!
Best!
Byz
Embarrassing moments.Example below http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002452.html
Diane: Just today I had an embarrassing moment (although it was more comical than embarrassing). I decided that I better take a pee break before I head to my kick-boxing class. As I am sitting on the toilet, I spread my legs and spit my gum into the toilet - or so I think.
A short time later I am stripping in the locker room and about rip the hair from my crotch. I look down and there is a string of gum stretched out from my crotch to my panties that are at my ankles.
The guys in the class never did figure out what us women were laughing about during the entire workout.
Two words: Guy Stuff !!
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002331.html
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Otherwise known as Farting around for 400 posts.
Sunbear: I look at it as Y.A.R.N. with extra gas and a side of tequila. 
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Imagine scrolling 500 posts, in theold days! There is an advantage to these pages, 1-11, finally.
I just saw a topic over in GQ and it reminded me of this thread on Mayo vs. Salad Dressing.
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000560.html
Truly a classic!
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
The flat earth thread: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000488.html
thanks to The LION
Now, I’m bookmarking this current topic.
The 12 days of douching:
On the first day of…
I nominate this thread - I laughed so hard I hurt!
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000448.html
The master list thread
Naked Pillow Fight
it had a lot of guests besides the main attraction fight
A little self promotion: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003163.html
Make up your Onion story. You can still add.
eden and slug:
here
My favorite thread, the one that really drew me in to this board was “How to kill evil Nazi groundhogs.” http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004725.html
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005772.html
Wally and Cybersex
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004155.html
onion stories II
Save that thread and all the ones above, before theu go extinct!Post on all of them.
Oh, there was a part one to it: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003163-3.html Onion stories I
Sunbear-
My favorite was the one where it’s pathetic to keep a topic alive by adding to it now and then. Do you know the link?
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Besides, if you hadn’t raised the one about girls being goofy to write $2 checks, (but you say you like checks?)no one would have had the chance to disagree with you again. 
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