Yo momma’s so fat, there are smaller fat women orbitting around her
Yo momma’s so ulgy, when she go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
Yo momma so stoopid, she stare at an orange juice can all day cause it say ‘concentrate’.
Very old…
Yo momma’s so fat…when sets around the house, she sets arooouuunnd the house.
Damn you, mouthbreather, I thought I was gonna saunter in here and play the Pharcyde card.
Damn you.
Very old…
Yo momma’s so fat…when sets around the house, she sets arooouuunnd the house.
Yo Momma wears knee pads and yells “KERB SERVICE!”
Yo’ momma’s like Candlestick Park, everyone gets a hit!
Yo’ momma’s is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo’ momma’s is so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo’ momma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter, and waited for a gumball to come out!
Yo’ momma’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo momma so fat, her booty looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.
Yo mama so ugly, Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died
Yo mama so poor, her TV’s got two channels: on and off
Yo mama so stupid, if you give her a penny for her thoughts, you get change back
Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo mama got so much armpit hair, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock
Yo mama so poor, I saw her at Kentucky Fried Chicken licking other peoples fingers
Hey!!!
Courtesy of my roommate:
Ya momma got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
A Tom Waits fan and a Pharcyde fan?
Remind me to buy you a drink if we ever meet.
Yo Mama-
-is so fat she played space in Star Wars
-is so fat she got shock absorbers on her toilet.
-is so fat when she does jumping jacks the radio station skips.
-is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
-is so fat that from space the Earth looks like it’s got a hemorroid.
Yo Mama’s so fat, her belt size is equator!
Your mamas so damn fat, to get on her good side you gotta take a bus!
Anticay’s mama so hairy, he nearly died of rugburn when he was born.
Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Yo Momma is so fat, The National Weather Service has to name her farts.
Yo Momma is so fat, she has to use a bazooka to put her tampons in.
Yo Momma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a head lock.
Yo Momma is so fat, when I was bangin’ her last night, I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass just to keep from fallin’ in.
my favorite:
yo momma’s so fat, she went to the staduim and they said
git out. you’re too fat.
Yo momma’s so dense she absorbs neutrinos!
(okay, so it’s a nerd joke)