Your momma's like a _______

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

We’re all back in 5th grade, and probably didn’t know what any of these meant. I know I didn’t, but that didn’t stop us from capping hard on the playground:

Your momma’s like a TV set, a three-year-old could turn her on.

Your momma’s like 7-Eleven, open 24 hours a day

Your momma’s like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day

Your momma’s like the transcontinental railroad, she’s been laid across the country

Your momma’s like a shotgun, one cock and she blows

Your momma’s like a stop light, I see her at every corner

Your momma’s like a rooster, but she says “any cock’ll do”

Oooh, I cut you down so low, you have to look up to see down!

Any more?

2

Not a ‘like a____’, but:

Your momma so dumb, on the way to the airport she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left.” Bitch went home.

3

Yeah, we were more of the “yo mama so…” era.

Yo mama so fat she got other fat ladies in orbit around her.

4

Yo mama’s pussy is so dry her crabs carry canteens - that was always my favorite.

I also liked - Yo mama is so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice for five minutes 'cuz it said ‘Concentrate’.

5

Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

I read that on these boards a while ago, and I loved it! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

6

Yo mamma’s like lettuce, a quarter a head.

Yo mamma’s so fat after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

7

Yo mama’s like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the corner.

8

Yo’ mama teef so rotten, when she smile she look like she got a mouf-fulla dice!.

9

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Yo mama so fat she got other fat ladies in orbit around her.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

10

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped HER momma!

11

Yo mama so fat her shadow weigh 30 pounds.

12

Hmm. Reminds me of a song for some reason…

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

13

Yo mamma so fat, when somebody yells “Koolaid!” she comes bustin’ through the wall.

14

Yo momma so fat, 17 climbers died scaling her north face.

15

Yo so mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked “What you doing?” and she said “Movin’…”.

16

From 8th grade, 1964: Yo Mama like a birthday cake- EVERYBODY gets a piece.

17

You mama so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishin’.

18

Yo mamma’s so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.

19

Yo momma is so black, when she licks her lips she looks like Knight Rider.

20

… Oh yeah? Yo Momma so black she make the Ace of Spades look white!