Liquor up front and poker in the rear.
Pinchcock
Uvula
Volvo
That’s Austria, not Australia. If it was Australian it would be “Fukkongong” or something.
Once someone asked our high-school economics teacher how to spell ‘analysis’. He answered, “Anal?! Why, sis?” I’m sure nobody in that class ever forgot how to spell it again.
No one’s mentioned rubbers yet? You know, the kind you put on your feet in wet weather, or use to remove pencil writing you’re unhappy with? 
Diphthong?
Ianal
Reminds me of the English teacher who taught us the personal pronouns as, “He, Sheee-it.”
clavicle- I’m not really sure why but it has always sounded dirty to me.
[Krusty the Clown] The young people today, they think comedy is dirty words. It’s not – it’s words that sound dirty, like “mukluk.” Mukluk. You like that? No charge. Mukluk.
Head Coach.
And don’t forget Lahore, Pakistan.
As I always like to say: “First you find Lahore, then Bangkok.”
I think you mean Fucking, Austria. Actually, the U would be pronounced more like the “ou” in “would,” I think, so it’s closer than you think (even if the G is pronounced more like a K).
Love Canal, New York
Shuttlecock!
I’m going to have to mention the cerebral peduncles again. I’m not sure quite what that term evokes, but it’s definitely NSFW. And giggle-worthy.
But I hear he is also a Master debater
There used to be a rather colourful character in Scottish football called Simon Stainrod. Always made me giggle.
:smack::smack::smack:
Austria, Australia, I was only off by half the friggin planet! (It’s those damn fire koalas I tells ya!)
However, I did get the pronunciation from the link you provided.
I also figured out why Penistone sounds so dirty.
Now we’ve got Ball State and Penn State! Make sure you bring a rubber, class work is hard.
I always thought “defenestration” sounded like it ought to mean something dirty.