What are some words that make you chuckle because they sound filthy, even though they may be completely innocuous?
Personally, I can’t hear the word “rear,” as in “rearing your kids,” without thinking back to that scene in “Knocked Up” where one of Seth Rogen’s roommates tells him “I’m going to be there to rear your child,” and one of the other guys says “You hear that? Don’t let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child.”
moist
/giggle
Grunt.
masticate
From this week’s MMP- dongle
Frump. As in, “Hey, nice shoes, wanna frump?”
Wankel rotary engine.
As the old joke goes, “I can see your epidermis!”
Fallacious.
Defenestrate
Penal code.
Titillate.
Flange.
Thirty.
Birdie.
Nerdy
sturdy
flirty
I could go on…
Squelch.
Dongle.
Tittle.
Pianist.
Also matriculate and micturate.
Thespian
Perambulate
Kumquat.
As in, “I’m going to go matriculate in the bathroom”?
Wanna kumquat with me after? Or perhaps, during?