Words that sound dirty but aren't

flick

Cummingtonite
Orogeny zones
Kutnahorite
Analcite

facetiae

Hugh Jackman

Handball. It sounds like an obscure euphemism for floggin’ the dolphin. So does Flogging Molly, for that matter.

**
defunct

chiasmus

perturbation

ballcock

pissant

coccyx

labile

piscivorous

volva

cunctator

**

Osculate

Framboesia

Formicate*

  • to swarm like ants

A few combinations:

**Labial Fricative

Degenerate Perturbation Theory

Stimulated Emission

**

Uvula
“… so it’s a girl house!!”

courtesy of Monster House

S^G

Heinous

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

Absquatulate

“Sir…he’s getting ready to absuatulate!!”**

“He’d better not! I just cleaned this rug yesterday!!!”

Drew Carey did a bit when he was on Who’s Line: “Pianist. I love introducing our pianist because it sounds dirty and the censors can’t do a damn thing about it. Pianist, pianist, pianist. We have such a lovely pianist.”

Spunk.

Titmouse.

I once had a 12 inch pianist.

Stupid hard of hearing genie

The Wikipedia article for the mineral (which I had to look up because seriously what the hell?) is written in Martian, but also includes the phrase “grunerite end member”, in case anybody was in the market for a new name for their junk.

Also, bistable multivibrator.

From the Geography Department:

Lake Titicaca

Kunzite

If you play Craps, you can place a bet on the Come Bar.

Dr. Karl Gruber? From the Institute of Turning a Bit Red in Helsinki?