‘Ping my router’
Next?
Seen on the side of a truck today: “National Power Rodding Corp.”
We had a discussion of leather vs. rubber the other night.
We were told rubber is too heavy, gives you blisters and doesn’t wear as well.
Leather breathes, holds up better and is more comfortable when you end up wearing it for a long period of time.
Get yer minds outta the gutter. We were talking about boots. 
Along the lines of BiblioCat’s fire station talk:
Pump head - basically a measure of the vertical distance a pump can push a column of water.
“I’m looking for some nuts.”
As in a lock-nut. Said by me to a vendor today at work. :smack:
When buying bread, how many of you are tempted to pinch a loaf?
This is not an actual billboard, it is a doctored photo from a humor site.
Did you lube that o-ring?
The onion did this once, and the one I remember is “titular archbishopric”.
And those plumbers and their nipples.
I’m looking for a bottom-mount.
A top mount will do, however.
Refrigerators. Gee, even “side by side” sounds a little naughty…
–Beck
Formication.
The sensation that ants are crawling on you.
I still think Scarlett Johansson sounds like a variation of “The Dirty Sanchez” but I can’t get anyone else to buy off on it.
Advice on buying fishing rods: “Use the longest rod you can handle.” (longer rods give you better casting distance, and they can be more sensitive without sacrificing much strength)
Just this morning I came across “Chan-Lam coupling” in a chemistry reference book and thought, hmmm, must keep that in mind for the next “things that sound dirty” thread.
Anything whatsoever to do with trains:
Coupling…
Sliding the tongues together so they just touch the slowly pushing yours down the other one’s throat. Then you ram it as hard as you can…
We have nipples all over the flippin’ place, all of which need tweaked at some point.
Oh and a good cock is an upright cock.
Anything at all. 
Member tools.
And by the way, did you know that Target stores have big red balls.
Well, they do!
“Do you have any KY Jelly?”
Actually said by my former boss to our manager… he wanted to test its viscosity to compare it to another sample (we worked in an analytical pharmaceutical lab).
“My body is so bare!” – a college classmate, commenting on her term paper
Lake Titicaca?
Fudrucker’s Restaurant sounds naughty.
And practically anything having to do with golf…balls, shafts, drives, holes, ad infinitum
Office supplies are dirty too:
Ream (Coworker reloading the copier: “Give me another ream.” “Here?!? Now?!?”)
Hole punch (or, for the truly prolific, three hole punch)
Binder (if you’re into that sort of thing)
“Hey baby, wanna see my glue stick?”