… by holding a beast to her ass.
I’ve always liked this one. It’s from Whack Your Porcupine, by B. Kliban.
Ah, B. Kliban.
“A rubber ball, a piece of string - Sally puts them in her thing.” I don’t know why that one sticks with me after all these years.
I liked “Brethren and cistern”
I see The Hutterian Brethren in our data with some frequency. I always think of that one.
“Dirty scaly chicken toes, Harry puts them up his nose.”
Some faves from Whack Your Porcupine (in addition to the OP):
Groin, grin, carnal sin
Pretty, city, grandma’s titty
‘Copping A Feel’
Piggly, wiggly, bird bath, pie
Cat hips, fish lips, poke you in the eye!
Halley’s Comet. Halley’s breakfast.
‘Grouse Pincing On The Moor’
One man’s mate is another man’s person.
NEVER give a gun to ducks.
Apple, people, nipple, couple
Supple, topple, ripple, pupple
There goes that rotten Halley’s Comet! It makes me sick! I want to vomit!
Many people are injured each year by falling sheep.
‘A Term For The Wurst’
‘A Tail Of The Old West’
Aardvark, percolator, five-cent cigar
Rhinestones, soup bones, midgets in a jar
… By the time I got home, grandmother had eaten most of the porcupines.
