Salt, A World History is not as boring a book as it may sound. It’s full of salty little tidbits, like this passage:
Edmund Clerihew Bentley, a British author of crime novels who lived from 1875 to 1956, wrote these lines, it is said, while in a chemistry class:
Sir Humphry Davy
Abominated gravy.
He lived in odium
Of having discovered sodium.
This was the first verse type known as a clerihew. . .*
A clerihew is a biographical 4 line verse, the first verse being the name of the subject. It’s rhymed AABB, it’s meter can be as screwed up as you like. I have made 3 memorial clerihews and one just because.
Micheal Jackson
Sound the claxon!
His million fans wept
And with boys he slept
Billy Mays
Who wasn’t Willie Mays
Lived the entrepreneurial dream
by selling lotsa Oxy-Clean
Farrah Fawcett
Had a six million dollar man, then lost it
Got the stepmom deal
With Tatum O’Neal
Sarah Palin
5 kids trailing
So foxy to the conservative and staid
that in her honor, porno is made
P.S. I wasn’t sure if this should go here or The Game Room. I chose here because it’s about a book and poetry. Stupid poetry but poetry just the same.
People aren’t exactly queueing up to post so I’ll stick my head above the parapet with this:
Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Was two days overdue at The Enterprise (his place of work),
His excuse for being late
Was a miscalculation of the stardate.
Julius Caesar
Always carried a tweezer
The way that he’d preen
You’d think him a queen.
George Gordon, Lord Byron
Had more than enough to retire on.
His army jaunt bespeaks
A love for Greek and Greeks.
Joyce’s Ulysses
Is strictly for sissies;
A mere piece of cake
After Finnegans Wake.