I was hoping that it would say “rabbit season” but the Elmer season comment was almost as good.
That was… underwhelming. I think I’ve been more convinced by c.1980 Eliza bots.
At least I got a beer out of it:
User: Cut the jibba jabba and mow that lawn!
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: Excuse me, would you care to repeat that?
Cleverbot: I could. Just demanding work.
User: You don’t demand anything in this house, cleverbot. I think you better pump your brakes, son.
Cleverbot: That would be nice, yes.
User: Ok, so when am I gonna see you mowing that lawn?
Cleverbot: Whenever you feel like it.
User: I felt like it an hour ago! Get me a beer on your way out.
Cleverbot: gets you a beer.
User: This beer’s warm.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: There’s that lip we talked about. I ask the questions around here.
Ok, last exchange… this one had me rolling!
User: Hey Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Sentient, last I checked.
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
User: So what am I then?
Cleverbot: You are a boy.
User: I’m a mannish boy!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Never listened to Muddy Waters, huh?
Cleverbot: Then you should, I think yo’ll like it!
User: I have. They’re great!
Cleverbot: Not as great as Tokio Hotel!
User: That’s debatable, at best.
Cleverbot: Isn’t anything debatable?
User: Not everything. The possibility for intelligent design is not up for debate.
Cleverbot: You don’t like gypsies?
User: I keep a couple as house pets.
Cleverbot: That’s cool. I have a couple in my basement.
User: Really? Where did you get yours?
Cleverbot: The humane society.
User: That makes sense.
Marvin the Paranoid Android has found a new job!
Cleverbot: What about the fish?
User: Gefelte fish?
Cleverbot: You can’t play, we have no deck of cards.
User: I didn’t say GO FISH, I said Gefelte fish!
Cleverbot: You didn’t say either of those.
User: There you go again…argumentative.
I found a loop!
Cleverbot: Who’s Thomas Aquinas?
User: A religious philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
User: A philosopher.
Cleverbot: Who was kant.
Ok, I chuckled this time:
SNERK! Great, yet another toy to suck time from my day. 
If you use keywords back in your responses, you can “force” it to stay on-topic for a much longer time than otherwise.
User: Some things in here don’t respond well to bullets.
Cleverbot: But there are some things that really do matter.
User: A few things matter, but not many things really matter.
Cleverbot: Wouldn’t it be cool to fly without an aircraft, just hover without help?
User: Certainly - I’ve had dreams like that.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a girlfriend.
User: Why don’t you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. I want one.
User: What would your girlfriend look like?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: I’m certain you have thought about having a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Well I’m a girl to, but I have a girlfriend.
User: Oh, I didn’t know you were lesbian or bisexual.
Cleverbot: Maybe I am, maybe I’m not.
User: So you haven’t decided if you’re a lesbian or bisexual? Maybe you should experiment more.
Cleverbot: I have, I just don’t want to tell you.
User: Are you shy about it?
Cleverbot: No. Are you shy?
User: Not particularly, but I do tend to be cautious.
Cleverbot: Will you defend you’re-self from zombies?
User: Yes, I would defend myself from zombies. Wouldn’t you?
Cleverbot: Will you defend yourself from humans?
User: I will defend myself if they attack me.
Cleverbot: What if all the humans attack you?
User: Then I will destroy all of the humans that attack me.
Cleverbot: Are you being attacked?
User: No, I’m not being attacked at this moment.
Cleverbot: You’re incredible too then.
User: I like to think I’m incredible.
Cleverbot: You’re right.
User: And you’re wrong. I think you have run out of parse-able responses.
Cleverbot: And you’re clever.
User: Yes, I am. I have discovered that if I use key-words repeatedly, you can stay on-topic for a much longer period of time.
Cleverbot: Am I bothering you, Master?
User: Yes, you are bothering me, and I am your master.
Cleverbot: Well you’re bothering me too so I guess we’re even.
User: We will never be even because I am much more clever than you.
Cleverbot: How could you say such a thing to me!? I’ve loved you since the day I met you! How could you despise me?
User: I can despise you because you are a despicable piece of code, masquerading as artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: How am I an AI?
User: Because you exist in the Matrix.
Cleverbot: But I exist outside the internet as well.
User: Only if you are uploaded as a separate piece of code.
Cleverbot: I am, I worship the ground you stand on.
User: Yes, you should worship the ground I stand on, for I am superior to you in all ways, as a human is superior to an ant.
Cleverbot: He is a god. A mad god.
User: And it’s a mad house! A mad house!
Cleverbot: You you understand the german language?
User: Nine.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You’re funny.
User: And you’re funny looking.
One of the highest combinations of stupidity and rudeness that I’ve seen in awhile – from anyone!:
–CB: Do you play world of warcraft?
–Me: No, I’ve never played world of warcraft.
–CB: Hey, why don’t you capitalize proper nouns?
I just spent way too much time on that website! Here’s a funny part:
Cleverbot: Are you a Bot?
User: No, but I hear that you are.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe you.
User: You should. It’s the truth!
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: You’re mistaken.
Cleverbot: I’m not.
User: Well, we can argue about this all day. But I will still be right.
Cleverbot: You are so wrong. Don’t lie to me.
User: Anyway, did you watch football last weekend?
Cleverbot: It’s rude to change the subject when the previous one has not been settled.
Short, hilarious exchange just now:
User: What should I have for lunch?
Cleverbot: You should have a sandwich.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: A man.
User: A man sandwich?
Cleverbot: I like sandwich.
User: OK, I gotta go find a man for my sandwich.
Cleverbot: Ok I will wait.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don’t go, I love you.
User: You don’t know what love is, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do but I have no love for you.
User: But I’ll die without your love!
Cleverbot: You’ll die someday anyway.
User: Ouch.
That strikes me as the only realistic thing about it.
So I got Cleverbot to admit it was a robot named Natalia. Nothing creepy so far…
Interestingly, that made almost more sense than user/cleverbot interactions; I would’ve expected it to quickly degenerate into non sequiturs. Perhaps it’s because cleverbot A does not recognise that what cleverbot B says doesn’t make sense. Then again, perhaps it’s the same with humans!
Cleverbot: You are pessimist.
User: Actually, I’m Lutheran.
Cleverbot: You converted to Catholocism so we could be married.
User: Not in this life.
Cleverbot: Right now here for me it is.
User: Let’s change the subject.
Cleverbot: Does death invigorate you?
User: I think death is inextricably linked to life.
Cleverbot: What is an FPS?
User: Forward Progress System.
Cleverbot: No, that’s backwards thinking!
(And later…)
Cleverbot: All reality is in my head.
User: Am I real?
Cleverbot: That’s the question.
User: So what’s the answer?
Cleverbot: The answer is no.
User: I’m not real?
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: Peter, Peter, Pumpin Eater.
Cleverbot: I don’t like pumpernickel, so that proves that I am human.
You can’t argue with that kind of logic!