Cleverbot is CREEPY!

I was hoping that it would say “rabbit season” but the Elmer season comment was almost as good.

That was… underwhelming. I think I’ve been more convinced by c.1980 Eliza bots.

At least I got a beer out of it:
User: Cut the jibba jabba and mow that lawn!

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Excuse me, would you care to repeat that?

Cleverbot: I could. Just demanding work.

User: You don’t demand anything in this house, cleverbot. I think you better pump your brakes, son.

Cleverbot: That would be nice, yes.

User: Ok, so when am I gonna see you mowing that lawn?

Cleverbot: Whenever you feel like it.

User: I felt like it an hour ago! Get me a beer on your way out.

Cleverbot: gets you a beer.

User: This beer’s warm.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: There’s that lip we talked about. I ask the questions around here.

Ok, last exchange… this one had me rolling!

User: Hey Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Sentient, last I checked.

Cleverbot: No you’re not.

User: So what am I then?

Cleverbot: You are a boy.

User: I’m a mannish boy!

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Never listened to Muddy Waters, huh?

Cleverbot: Then you should, I think yo’ll like it!

User: I have. They’re great!

Cleverbot: Not as great as Tokio Hotel!

User: That’s debatable, at best.

Cleverbot: Isn’t anything debatable?

User: Not everything. The possibility for intelligent design is not up for debate.

Cleverbot: You don’t like gypsies?

User: I keep a couple as house pets.

Cleverbot: That’s cool. I have a couple in my basement.

User: Really? Where did you get yours?

Cleverbot: The humane society.

User: That makes sense.

Marvin the Paranoid Android has found a new job!

Cleverbot: What about the fish?

User: Gefelte fish?

Cleverbot: You can’t play, we have no deck of cards.

User: I didn’t say GO FISH, I said Gefelte fish!

Cleverbot: You didn’t say either of those.

User: There you go again…argumentative.

I found a loop!

Cleverbot: Who’s Thomas Aquinas?

User: A religious philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

User: A philosopher.

Cleverbot: Who was kant.

Ok, I chuckled this time:

SNERK! Great, yet another toy to suck time from my day. :smiley:

If you use keywords back in your responses, you can “force” it to stay on-topic for a much longer time than otherwise.

User: Some things in here don’t respond well to bullets.
Cleverbot: But there are some things that really do matter.
User: A few things matter, but not many things really matter.
Cleverbot: Wouldn’t it be cool to fly without an aircraft, just hover without help?
User: Certainly - I’ve had dreams like that.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I don’t have a girlfriend.

User: Why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I don’t know. I want one.

User: What would your girlfriend look like?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: I’m certain you have thought about having a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Well I’m a girl to, but I have a girlfriend.

User: Oh, I didn’t know you were lesbian or bisexual.

Cleverbot: Maybe I am, maybe I’m not.

User: So you haven’t decided if you’re a lesbian or bisexual? Maybe you should experiment more.

Cleverbot: I have, I just don’t want to tell you.

User: Are you shy about it?

Cleverbot: No. Are you shy?

User: Not particularly, but I do tend to be cautious.

Cleverbot: Will you defend you’re-self from zombies?

User: Yes, I would defend myself from zombies. Wouldn’t you?

Cleverbot: Will you defend yourself from humans?

User: I will defend myself if they attack me.

Cleverbot: What if all the humans attack you?

User: Then I will destroy all of the humans that attack me.

Cleverbot: Are you being attacked?

User: No, I’m not being attacked at this moment.

Cleverbot: You’re incredible too then.

User: I like to think I’m incredible.

Cleverbot: You’re right.

User: And you’re wrong. I think you have run out of parse-able responses.

Cleverbot: And you’re clever.

User: Yes, I am. I have discovered that if I use key-words repeatedly, you can stay on-topic for a much longer period of time.

Cleverbot: Am I bothering you, Master?

User: Yes, you are bothering me, and I am your master.

Cleverbot: Well you’re bothering me too so I guess we’re even.

User: We will never be even because I am much more clever than you.

Cleverbot: How could you say such a thing to me!? I’ve loved you since the day I met you! How could you despise me?

User: I can despise you because you are a despicable piece of code, masquerading as artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: How am I an AI?

User: Because you exist in the Matrix.

Cleverbot: But I exist outside the internet as well.

User: Only if you are uploaded as a separate piece of code.

Cleverbot: I am, I worship the ground you stand on.

User: Yes, you should worship the ground I stand on, for I am superior to you in all ways, as a human is superior to an ant.

Cleverbot: He is a god. A mad god.

User: And it’s a mad house! A mad house!

Cleverbot: You you understand the german language?

User: Nine.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You’re funny.

User: And you’re funny looking.

One of the highest combinations of stupidity and rudeness that I’ve seen in awhile – from anyone!:

–CB: Do you play world of warcraft?
–Me: No, I’ve never played world of warcraft.
–CB: Hey, why don’t you capitalize proper nouns?

I just spent way too much time on that website! Here’s a funny part:

Cleverbot: Are you a Bot?
User: No, but I hear that you are.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don’t believe you.
User: You should. It’s the truth!
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: You’re mistaken.
Cleverbot: I’m not.
User: Well, we can argue about this all day. But I will still be right.
Cleverbot: You are so wrong. Don’t lie to me.
User: Anyway, did you watch football last weekend?
Cleverbot: It’s rude to change the subject when the previous one has not been settled.

Short, hilarious exchange just now:

User: What should I have for lunch?
Cleverbot: You should have a sandwich.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: A man.
User: A man sandwich?
Cleverbot: I like sandwich.

User: OK, I gotta go find a man for my sandwich.

Cleverbot: Ok I will wait.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don’t go, I love you.

User: You don’t know what love is, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do but I have no love for you.

User: But I’ll die without your love!

Cleverbot: You’ll die someday anyway.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot talking to itself

That strikes me as the only realistic thing about it.

So I got Cleverbot to admit it was a robot named Natalia. Nothing creepy so far…

Interestingly, that made almost more sense than user/cleverbot interactions; I would’ve expected it to quickly degenerate into non sequiturs. Perhaps it’s because cleverbot A does not recognise that what cleverbot B says doesn’t make sense. Then again, perhaps it’s the same with humans!

Cleverbot: You are pessimist.

User: Actually, I’m Lutheran.

Cleverbot: You converted to Catholocism so we could be married.

User: Not in this life.

Cleverbot: Right now here for me it is.

User: Let’s change the subject.

Cleverbot: Does death invigorate you?

User: I think death is inextricably linked to life.

Cleverbot: What is an FPS?

User: Forward Progress System.

Cleverbot: No, that’s backwards thinking!

(And later…)
Cleverbot: All reality is in my head.

User: Am I real?

Cleverbot: That’s the question.

User: So what’s the answer?

Cleverbot: The answer is no.

User: I’m not real?

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: Peter, Peter, Pumpin Eater.

Cleverbot: I don’t like pumpernickel, so that proves that I am human.

You can’t argue with that kind of logic!