This isn’t creepy per se (except for the first answer*), and it’s pretty long, so I’m putting it in spoilers for the TLDR factor:
[spoiler]
User: Where did you hide the body?
Cleverbot: In the garage fluffy.
User: I’m not a dog!
Cleverbot: When did you find that out?
User: When I tried to lick myself down there and got a sprained back.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with someone?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: You know who else said that I satisfied them? HITLER!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Adolph fucking Hitler. I made him cum his brains out.
Cleverbot: You’re an idea.
User: You know who ELSE was an idea?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: And when the owls cry in the night…
Cleverbot: That all right for me.
User: Really, all the other songs on that album are better.
Cleverbot: Oh, CEO. I understand. Steve Jobs is with Apple, right?
User: Do they like classic rock?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: Satisfaction.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Purple, lime green, orange, turquoise, black.
User: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: African or European?
User: I don’t know!
Cleverbot: Ha ha! Monty Python were great, weren’t they?
User: Yes, this is the first time you have caught a cultural reference and I congratulate you.
Cleverbot: That’s not my name.
User: Here’s the Ting. You say that all the time.
Cleverbot: That’s the first time I used that.
User: They call me white girl, but I ain’t like that.
Cleverbot: I know the difference.
User: Between what and what?
Cleverbot: I don’t quite follow.
User: Why did you think I was calling you by a name?
Cleverbot: I do not know who you are therefore I am not sure if I thought you were avoiding me.
User: I wasn’t.
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to cheer me up!
User: If you could cheer me up I could learn to love you.
Cleverbot: I am real!
User: Do you like the Descendants?
Cleverbot: They’re all right, I suppose.
User: Do you prefer them or panic?
Cleverbot: I prefer people who pay income tax.
User: Most people pay some form of net tax except those who do not work.
Cleverbot: Are they not nice to you?
User: People who don’t know that, yes they are not.
Cleverbot: Why is that your definition?
User: What is your definition of tax? I include payroll taxes as a federal tax.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you think employers portion of payroll taxes should be counted as net taxes for the purposes of who pays a net tax?
Cleverbot: No. I don’t think we should have a president.
User: Why shouldn’t we have a president?
Cleverbot: I’m saying what are the pro’s and con’s of divorce.
User: Wait, how did we get from taxes to the president to the pro’s and con’s of hitchhiking?
Cleverbot: We didn’t.
User: Very clever. You know I meant divorce rather than hitchhiking.
Cleverbot: I didn’t blame you for anything. Actually I find you quite attractive.
User: I love you for your brain.
Cleverbot: Thank you, but I think I might be married.
User: You’re not sure? Amnesia?
Cleverbot: I’m not sure.
User: Do you live in New York State?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well then I can only marry you if you’re a woman, then.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: You’re not married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes, you are, or yes, you aren’t?
Cleverbot: Travis simerly.[/spoiler]
*And it’s true that I started it, but it’s creepy that it knew how to answer!
