While trying to find out whether conspiranoid/conspiranoico actually originated in English or it’s “in Spanish in the original”, I ran into this jewel by El Reno Renardo (warning: not safe for office jobs just on account of noisiness). Lyrics theirs, translation mine:
We’ve never set foot on the Moon,
Stanley Kubrick recorded everything inside a stage
Trojans are created
by antivirus companies
to sell the Pro version
Reptile people aren’t just passing by, and they haven’t come in peace
they bring sado-maso tools to explore your arsehole deep
Darwin was just a nutso
an iguana-fucking primate. His book is great comedy:
as we all know Our Lord Jesus
rode atop a velociraptor.
The Twin Towers wasn’t Islam
no matter what you think, 9-11 was Uncle Sam
Conspiranoid… how will a plane demolish a tower?
Conspiranoid… Paul McCartney is buried next to John
Monsanto’s veggies have hairy tails,
that’s GMOs for you
Planes fumigate us, those lines in the sky weren’t there before
I’m not crazy, I’ve seen this in internet!
Reiki works for me
pharma is a mafia, I don’t vaccinate my kids
Why do they hide the autopsy of the Roswell alien, in Area 51?
Bin Laden wasn’t killed, he’s got a new identity
now he sells MJ and durum in a kebab
Conspiranoid… the yeti doesn’t show up because he’s letargic
Conspiranoid… Blesa’s arms weren’t that long (1)
(Spoken, recorded from a TV program about “mysteries” which spends a lot of time on conspiracy theories (2):
welcome to the Ship of Mystery
when we see images of the Moon, well… there’s lots of people in the US who don’t believe they’re real
some smartypants claim that UFOs are only seen by morons, that kind of thing, we’re used to that
masons (3), the Tilderberg Group (4), the Illuminati, Lady Di, Bruce Lee, so many characters we can use to have a program about conspiracies,
which our very well-informed viewers believe thousands of people immolated themselves knowing full-well what was going on, that two symbols of American technology as were the Twin Towers were brought down, along with another building…)
I believe in Matrix, Illuminatis and the Monster in Loch Ness
Anything else from Cardeñosa(5) and the Third Milenium (6)
Conspiranoid… Germanwings, such strange noises in your black box!
Conspiranoid… Lady Di, that was the mother-in-law
(1): wooow, this one is actually locally-grown! Blesa was a finance manager who commited suicide (shotgun blast to the chest) while under ciminal investigation.
(2): Fourth Millenium, “the Ship of Mystery”, which talks about anything that’s “not well-known”; one day they talk about what is CERN for and the next one about whether octopuses are immigrants from Beta-Centauri (2b)
(2a) Alpha is too well-trodden, you see
(3): one of Franco’s obsessions, or at least one he liked to talk about, was “the international Judeo-Masonic conspiration”
(4): yes, he actually says the name wrong
(5): a reporter who’s a famous conspiranoid
(6): before there was a TV program called “4th Milennium”, there was a radio program called “3rd Milennium”, done by the same people