Climate Scientists are Mass Murderers!!!One1

And this makes it meh-worthy…how?

Hah! Poe’s Law strikes again.

(shrug) Just more political foolishness, that’s all. Not terribly different from the climate change hysteria we get from the likes of GIGO Buster.

Facts are hysterical now? :rolleyes:

And just off the press!!!11 Climate Change Denial is the new Racism!. Bonus inside: Bat-Shit Crazy Liberal Professor Idol Poster.

Yeah, hysterical like the conservative republican Mormon scientist at BYU Barry Bickmore?

http://www.npr.org/2012/04/13/150577766/war-of-the-worlds-when-science-politics-collide

Just apply this thought experiment to your puny brain if you dare:

When more than a super-majority of the scientists and experts are telling you something, why it is that you think that all of those scientists and experts are using politics and not science? In other words, it is really stupid to think that all of them are in a conspiracy.

March 31, and the Daily Fail. Late and wrong as usual. I would not trust their out of context quotes at all.

Know who was a big fan of using scientists’ political opinions to judge the validity of their theories? Joseph Stalin.

:dubious: For an organization aspiring to be regarded as a politically serious think tank, running an ad campaign about a policy issue that is merely “no sillier than” a PETA billboard is setting the bar kind of low, don’t you think?

Everybody already knows that PETA is an ideological extremist “press slut” organization whose only effective mission is to call attention to themselves with deliberately provocative media stunts.

And now, thanks to this ridiculous “climate science madmen” campaign, everybody knows that the Heartland Institute is one too.

Yep, as scientist Richard Alley could tell you, politicians (that for some funny coincidence in this case are virtually all Republicans in the pockets of big industry) are the ones that are embracing the idea that they can dictate to scientists what to say.

BTW, Richard Alley is also a Republican.

Related to this, it is interesting to notice that Anthony Watts and his denier *Watts Up With That *site has come against Heartland for this stunt, sorry to say most of his contributors do not agree with that contrarian opinion to the contrarians :), and we should not forget that talk is indeed cheap: based on the latest reports, Mr. Watts still accepts money from the Heartland Institute to continue in his attempts to seed FUD against science.

They’re not any sillier, but I already knew PETA was crazy. I’d never heard of the “Heartland Institute”. I would have assumed it was a seminary in Kansas or something.

And they support it a lot – so far as we can tell, through the veil of Heartland’s policy of funding-secrecy. From SourceWatch:

I strongly suspect that Ted Kaczynski, Fidel Castro, and Charles Manson also believe that 2 + 2 = 4, and that if you drop something, it will fall (and I’d bet Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin did believe those things). Does that mean if I drop the pencil I’m holding, it won’t fall?

(checks)

Nope.

What’s the Heartland Institute’s position on 2 + 2 equaling 4, and whether things will fall if you drop them? You can use the exact same logic they are using to discredit climate change research to discredit those things.

Joe Camel, Heartland Institute client:

I still don’t believe in global warming, do you?

http://climatecrocks.com/2012/05/04/heartland-institute-poster-fail/

I think you’re missing a big part of the point they were shooting for (and failed, spectacularly, to convey): their position is that folks aren’t being swayed by evidence that can be checked as you suggest, but instead get swayed upon merely hearing that so-and-so says it’s true. They wanted to say “look, a lot of people who are nuts say it’s true” precisely in hopes of prompting a response like “I don’t care who says it; that doesn’t matter; what matters is whether it’s true.”

“This billboard was deliberately provocative, an attempt to turn the tables on the climate alarmists by using their own tactics but with the opposite message”, they say, at http://climateconference.heartland.org/our-billboards/, before arguing that

[QUOTE=Heartland]
Most people who still believe in global warming do so because they trust the United Nations, the so-called mainstream media, and leading political figures to be telling them the truth about a complicated scientific issue.
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Heartland]
Why should I believe The Heartland Institute? We don’t think you should “believe” anyone. Do your own research. Come to your own conclusions.
[/QUOTE]

Riiiiight. Sowing doubt. It’s what they do best. This is the exact tactic they used when trying to downplay the fact that smoking causes cancer.

I guess we should not believe anything that scientists tell us unless we conduct all of the experiments personally ourselves:

Speed of light? Don’t believe it until you do your own experiments. Why not start off with replicating the Michelson–Morley experiment in your garage?

Heliocentric universe? Not on your life buddy! Not until you duplicate all of Kepler’s measurements, and mathematically prove it yourself.

Germ Theory of Disease? Pshaw. It’s only a “theory”, right? Don’t believe Francesco Redi, Robert Hooke or Louis Pasteur until you duplicate their work. And Pasteur was French for God’s sake! You know what they’re like!

I’ve never seen a germ in my life. I’m looking right now, and I can’t see them. Invisible germs indeed!
In the meantime, since Germs are only a theory, feel free to play with any smallpox or ebola you happen to come across. It’s probably good for you, and the scientists are just conspiring to keep that good stuff all to themselves.

And what about tides? You can’t explain that! And rainbows! HTFDTW?

Of course one of the “luminaries”, Lord Monkton, that Heartland has invited before to their denial paloozas also has the mantra of “Do your own research. Come to your own conclusions.”

It is the equivalent of urban legend spammers that also type that “it is true! Snopes also says so!”

Of course, they expect many (and unfortunately many do not bother to check) to not look at the sources and find for themselves that the deniers are full of hooey.

The “so-called” mainstream media? Are they saying that people say it’s mainstream but it’s really not? And if it’s really not, why does it matter that they deny climate change? I guess Heartland would say because it’s were the majority of people get their news. But, then…ugh. I’d carry this out further but I fear it would break my brain.