You know, I was going to let it go… but with five separate threads in MPSIMS and counting, it’s reached critical mass, as far as I’m concerned.
This is not a knock on Michelle. She seems nice enough. If her pic on the TM homepage is any indication, she is physically attractive. And that’s as complimenting as I get in the pit. Especially since she’s already gotten more compliments than Ricky Martin in a gay nightclub.
But Jeezus people, get a GRIP! We are serenading her (and very poorly I might add) now? Mundane and pointless is one thing, fucking embarrassing is another. I don’t think this message board has a drainage system adequate to handle all this drool.
Come on! Some people are considering making travel plans to meet this girl! Michelle is handling it well, for now. But I think it’s only a few more Florida plane ticket sales away from being downright creepy.
If you want pics of hot babes in “tight sweaters”, I can point you in the direction of some fine (much of it free) erotica.
If you want a long term relationship, try to find someone in your own area code.
If you want to offer your love to someone, don’t base it on a handful of UBB posts and a JPEG.
If you want an exciting sexual encounter, get MarkSerlin to pour Drakkar Noir on your crotch.
If you want to flatter a woman in a way that will ultimately either get boring or get you a restraining order, by all means stay the course.
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.