I have just, quite unsuspecting and in the safety of my own home, been subjected to a nearly two hour long bout of gruelling, of the most horrible, despicable, terrible, torture imaginable. The evil perpetrator being none other than the movie called Far from Heaven. Indeed not since my innocent soul was violated by the if possible even more evil Bridges of Madison County have I suffered through such terrible times! I may have survived my unfortunate encounter with Far from Heaven; in body, but not without sustaining grave scars to my psyche and soul. In retrospect I thank the grace of my protecting angle that I was mercifully spared the trauma of The English Patient, which we had booked ticked for but I escaped by a lucky bout of pneumonia. A meeting that surely would have proved fatal in both body and soul
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
Do not, I repeat: do not! under any circumstances lend, peddle, give, swap, sell or force this finely crafted instrument of torture on anybody; that be neighbour or stranger, friend or foe. I suspect it may be in violation of several Geneva Conventions.
- Rune