Cluelessness: It Definitely Forces One To Reconsider A Gym Membership

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=nyctea scandiaca]
Agreed. You have awesome diagram drawing skillz!
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Why thank you. I studied contemporary stick figure representational art in university. That degree never helped me get a job for some reason.

Lobster has mad stick figure skillz too?

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[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone]
Why thank you. I studied contemporary stick figure representational art in university. That degree never helped me get a job for some reason.

Lobster has mad stick figure skillz too?
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Are you kidding?

(from this thread)

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[QUOTE=muldoonthief]
Are you kidding?

(from this thread)
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Awesome! :cool:

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Any word on the guy’s condition?

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[QUOTE=Pullet]
That is the most awesome diagram ever.
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:: nods ::

I was sitting in one of the machines at my gym when I noticed it wasn’t bolted down. But many of the taller ones are.

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bumping this for an update…

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This should have a “TMI” in the title so unsuspecting innocents like myself don’t throw up all over their keyboard.

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FWIW, there’s a larger than usual number of fire and rescue follk that work out at my Y, and all of us are known to the staff, just in case.

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[QUOTE=nyctea scandiaca]
Agreed. You have awesome diagram drawing skillz!
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Yes. I was confused a bit until I saw the diagram. Now it’s all too sickeningly clear and my breakfast is not sitting right. Thanks, I think…
:wink:

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[QUOTE=JohnBckWLD]
…and a quarter ton contraption snapped front over back onto a now mangled cranium at about the force of 5 gs.
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No. It hit him with an *acceleration *of 1 g, by definition. To have any practical meaning, you’d have to define its kinetic energy when it hit him (1/2 m v[sup]2[/sup]).
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone]
I’m having trouble picturing it too, but I’m thinking like this diagram? Jeebus, what an idiot!

I also don’t get why he would shim the one side. If the equipment was seriously wobbly, then you’d want to alert the gym staff, because it’s dangerous. Shimming it with a weight seem preposterous to me!
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It probably wasn’t wobbly, he was probably just trying to incline or decline the machine to get slightly different muscle groups. That doesn’t make it less retarded.